Page 69 of I Wanna Text You Up

Me:Iknow.

Caleb:You’re not even going to refute that? Not even to make me feel a bitbetter?

Me:No. Why should I? YOUSUCK.

Me:Kidding.Maybe.

Me:What do you want for dinner? Mytreat.

Caleb:Your treat as in you’ll cook? Or your treat as in you’llbuy?

Me:I feel like you want me to say buy because I’m a horriblecook.

Caleb:It would be the safest option,right?

Caleb:Actually, you know what? Let’s cook together tonight. I’ll teach you a fewthings.

Me:Okay, first…SO RUDE! Second, are you sure? That’s a HUGEcommitment.

Caleb:You cannot be THAT bad. We’ll do something easy. Do you likeAlfredo?

Me:Do I like Alfredo? Um,YES!

Caleb:We’ll do that then. SUPER easy to make. You can’t mess itup.

Me:We’llsee…

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Caleb:About thirty minutes out. You ready tocook?

Me:DOWNLOADATTACHMENT

Caleb:HOLY FUCKINGSHIT.

Caleb:ARE YOU NAKED UNDER YOURAPRON?!

Me:WHAT?NO!

Me:Oh crap, it does look like I’m naked, huh? I just thought my boobs looked great in the shot and sentit.

Me:Don’t forward that to yourfriends. ;-)

Caleb:Haha. Very funny.NOT.

Me:I thought it washilarious.

Caleb:You’re a real damncomedian.

Me:Oh hush, you grumpbutt. What do you want fordessert?

Caleb:Peanut butter cookies? With extrakisses. ;-)

Me:GAG.

Me:You’re so cornysometimes.

Caleb:You enjoyit.

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