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How are we going to fix this? I’m worried about giving up this amazing room to someone who will let me down. Not saying you will but… #trustissues

Also…you’re a dude. You have adick.

I have avagina.

Will that be anissue?

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FROM:[email protected]

TO:[email protected]

SUBJECT:Noissues.

Batman,

The apartmentsounds too good to be true. Guess we’re at an impassethere.

What would you having a vagina change? I’ll still have a dick. Areyougoing to be okay living with a guy? Because it’s not going to be a problem for me atall.

Is there anything I can do to convince you I’m not a completeshitbag?

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FROM:[email protected]

TO:[email protected]

SUBJECT:Hmmm…

Edward,

Send more catpictures.

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FROM:[email protected]

TO:[email protected]

SUBJECT:Easy toplease.

Batman,

DONE

P.S. His name isMittens.

P.P.S. I’m sorry it’s taken me a few days to respond. Remember when I said I work a lot and am rarely home? It’s been one of those weeks. I’m not a flake, Ipromise.

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FROM:[email protected]

TO:[email protected]

SUBJECT:BECAUSE OF HISPAWS?!

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