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Me:Thenwhat?

Caleb:Can’t you put on something less…sad?

Me:Hmm…

Me:Onemoment.

Me:Thisbetter?

Caleb:FUCKYES!

Caleb:Zeppelin is always theanswer.

Me:What about PinkFloyd?

Caleb:That workstoo.

Me:WHAT! They are the EPITOME of sadmusic!

Caleb:It’s all about perspective,baby.

Me:You’re just saying that because you hate JoyDivision.

Caleb:My lips aresealed.

Me:Hateyou.

Caleb:Liar.

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Caleb:I have badnews.

Me:Last time you told me that you didn’t come home forDAYS.

Caleb:It was not DAYS, and I ended up coming homeearly.

Me:Semantics.

Me:What’s thenews?

Caleb:Wellllll…

Me:Caleb!

Caleb:Fine. Remember that date we’re supposed to goon?

Me:The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I remember everything.Continue.

Caleb:Yeah…remember how you talked me out of rage-quitting because they scheduled me to work the night of theshow?

Me:Yes…

Caleb:I can’t get anyone to cover my shift. I’m stuck withit.

Me:You can’tgo.

Caleb:Correct.

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