Page 78 of I Wanna Text You Up

Me:WHAT. UGH! This is so notcool!

Caleb:I know. I’mbummed.

Me:You are not. You didn’t even want to see it once you learned it’s amusical.

Caleb:Not true. The idea has been growing on me. I want to know what all this toast throwing is about and why I need to “do the time warp”…whatever the fuck thatis.

Me:It’s just a jump to theleft…

Me:LOLOLOLOL

Caleb:*stares*

Me:That was REALLY funny if you’ve actually seen it! Give me SOMEcredit.

Caleb:No. Anyway, yeah, I can’tgo.

Me:But the next showing isn’t until nextmonth.

Caleb:Then we’ll gothen.

Me:But you’ll probably hate me and move out bythen.

Caleb:Nonsense!

Caleb:Well…maybe. ;-)

Me:HEY! WATCHIT!

Caleb:I kid, I kid. I’ll never tire of your deliciousdesserts.

Me:Or my sparkling personality. Or my ass. Or my small yet magnificent rack. Or my gorgeous hazel eyes, luscious locks, and loooooong tan (AND TONED!) legs. Or mykisses.

Caleb:Are you done rambling on about how sexy youare?

Me:*reads back through what I wrote* Yep. Covered itall.

Caleb:So full ofyourself.

Me:Hey, if I don’t love me, whowill?

Caleb:That’s an excellentpoint.

Caleb:Hey,Zoe?

Me:Yeah?

Caleb:I’m really sorry I can’t make the movie this month, but I promise I’ll be around for it nextmonth.

Me:Swear?

Caleb:On my entire comic bookcollection.

Me:I’m holding you tothat.

Me:And selling it if you backout.

Caleb:Evil.

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