Page 79 of I Wanna Text You Up

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Me:Are you coming hometonight?

Caleb:Yes, but it won’t be untillate.

Me:Does this mean I’m on my own fordinner?

Caleb:Yes, this means you can have cereal fordinner.

Me:You know me sowell.

Me:Also, I really feel like I’m getting the shafthere.

Caleb:I can give you theshaft…

Me:I walked right into that one,huh?

Caleb:Ohyeah.

Caleb:Why are you getting the shaft? And if not from me, who are you getting itfrom?

Me:Oh you ARE the one shafting me. You moved in and promised to make me ALLLL the dinners if I made desserts. You, sir, are a liar. I slave and slave over a hot oven to cook you pies and cookies and cupcakes, and what do I get?CEREAL!

Caleb:To be fair, if I didn’t live there, you’d still be eating cereal, so are you REALLY getting that shafted on this wholedeal?

Me:Yes. You’re shafting mehard.

Caleb:Okay, now you’re the one being dirty with theshafting.

Me:What if I like itdirty?

Caleb:Zoe…it’s not nice totease.

Me:I’m notteasing.

Me:Or amI? ;-)

Caleb:Oh you are, and there’s nothing I can do about it because I’m not there because I’m stuck at this stupid, obnoxious, no help of a study group while you go on and on about being shafted and liking it dirty. That’steasing.

Me:You’re right. I’msorry.

Caleb:Is it sad that I know you just typed that with the wickedest grin on your face? Because you did, didn’tyou?

Me:Maybe…

Me:Yes.

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Me:By the way, Mittens says he missesyou.

Caleb:Dammit, Zoe, did you buy him ANOTHER newsweater?

Me:What? He looks so stinkin’ cute in them, and this one looks like a sweater vest. He looks so smart andsophisticated.

Caleb:That poor, poorcat.

Me:Right? His dad keeps abandoninghim. ;-)

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