Page 43 of Text Me Baby One More Time

Shepard:Yes! I bought it today. Was going to surprise you with it.

Shepard:And since I’m Captain America, you HAVE to dress up as Bucky. It’s the rules, Den.

Denver:No way.

Denver:How can I look cute dressed as Bucky Barnes?

Shepard:Just do it. It’ll be our own little thing.

Shepard:Pleeeeeeeease.

Denver:I’m sorry, are you trying to give me puppy dog eyes via text?

Shepard:Yes.

Shepard:Is it working?

Denver:Possibly.

Shepard:If you do it, I’ll be your best friend forever.

Denver:That feels more like a threat than a reward.

Shepard:That might be the rudest thing you’ve ever said to me, and you have said a LOT of rude things.

Denver:I am not rude!

Denver:I’m honest. There is a difference.

Shepard:True. It’s one of the things I love about you.

Denver:Ooooooh, love. Shepard Clark said love!

Denver:Told ya you were falling for me.

Shepard:I am not.

Denver:Bullshit.

Shepard:BULLSHIT bullshit.

Denver:BULLSHIT BULLSHIT bullshit.

Shepard:BULLSHIT Bu omg I don’t think I can keep this

up.

Denver:I win.

Shepard:I think I’m starting to hate you, Denver.

Denver:*love

Denver:Fixed it for ya. <3

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Denver:Happy Halloween, Shep.

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