Page 59 of Text Me Baby One More Time

Denver:You fuck? Uh…congrats?

Shepard:No. Well, I mean, yes, but no. That’s not it.

Shepard:This is just hard for me to say because it’s really fucking stupid and I hate looking stupid.

Denver:I’m not going to judge you, Shep. I’ll never judge you. You should know that by now.

Shepard:You will about this.

Denver:Try me.

Shepard:Fine. Okay.

Shepard:First…you didn’t figure out how to take screenshots yet, did you?

Denver:EYE ROLL EMOJI. No, I didn’t.

Shepard:Good.

Shepard:I was jealous.

Denver:Okay. Of?

Shepard:Your Halloween photos.

Denver:Because I looked way hotter than you?

Shepard:Quit making me laugh. NO.

Shepard:It’s all those photos I was seeing with that guy’s arm around you.

Shepard:I wanted to break it off and shove it up his ass.

Denver:That’s…vivid.

Denver:You have nothing to be jealous of. That guy meant nothing.

Shepard:It didn’t look like nothing.

Denver:I promise. It wasn’t anything. He was just some guy I met that night. All we talked about was comics.

Shepard:So something you two have in common that we don’t.

Denver:Quit your bitching. You and only you will always be my Captain.

Denver:I have to ask you something and I need a straight-up answer.

Shepard:I already know what you’re going to ask.

Denver:Let me do it anyway?

Shepard:Okay.

Denver:Do you like me, Shep? Like as more than a friend?

Shepard:Yes.

Shepard:And it’s really, really fucking annoying.

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