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Shepard:I’m going, I’m going.

Denver:WELL?

Shepard:Will you give me a damn minute? It’s really hard to pee with morning wood.

Denver:I’m sorry, but are you texting me while you’re touching your dick?

Shepard:No. I’m not touching it. I’m sitting down.

Denver:You’re SITTING to pee?

Shepard:It’s easier in the mornings! STOP JUDGING.

Denver:I didn’t say a thing.

Denver:What about now?

Shepard:I’m going to kiss you so hard.

Denver:That doesn’t have the same effect now that I know you’re madly in love with me.

Shepard:Like, Denver. I LIKED you.

Denver:GASP! Did you just use PAST TENSE?

Denver:…but you’re totally kidding, right?

Shepard:Guess we’ll see.

Shepard:I find it very funny we both sent each other comics for Christmas.

Shepard:I love these. I’ve never read a comic before (my brother wouldn’t let me touch his) so I’m pretty excited about these.

Denver:Did you open them?

Shepard:More demands. *eye roll* Hang on.

Denver:*waits impatiently*

Shepard:Well well well.

Denver:WELL?

Shepard:This might be my favorite Christmas present ever, and I once got a guitar AND an iPhone the same year.

Denver:Do you still like me?

Shepard:Yes, Denver. I still like you. I’m really fucking excited you’re coming here for college.

Denver:That’s four whole years I get to annoy you.

Denver:I’m coming early too. I got a journalism internship.

Shepard:The one for Bradford?

Denver:Yep.

Shepard:You’re telling me we get to spend the entire summer together too?

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