Page 21 of Christmas Luvin

“Chill.Thisnot about us,”Iresponded and then kissed her neck.

“Andhow old are you again?”CarmenaskedInsane.

“Howold you want me to be?” he shot.

“Iknow you’ve explored some raw pussy before—”

“IswearIhaven’t.Iput that on all my dead homies,” he argued.

“Mierda! (Bullshit!)Idon’t believe you!ThepointI’mtrying to get across is that you won’t eat a bitch’s cooking or drink anything from her, but you’ll fuck her raw.Thatdoesn’t make sense.Letme guess.Youdon’t eat pussy either, right?” she asked.

“Mami, if you want me to fuck you raw and eat your pussy, baby, just say that,”Insanecountered.

Shelaughed and went back to making her drink.

“Oh, papi, you’ll never get the pleasure of fuckin’ me.Youdon’t even eat pussy,” she shot.

“Andyou probably can’t suck no dick!” he argued.

“Okay,Insane!”Briaintervened, just likeIknew she would.Shelet her girl talk all that fly shit, but my nigga had to chill.

“I’lllet you think whatIcan’t do.Mycousin and her man are right here, andIdon’t need them looking at me differently, soIwon’t say in front of them whatIcan do to that dick!” she replied.

“Shit, step in the backyard with me.Iwant to find out.”

Afterthat, she ignored his ass.Iknew my nigga likedCarmen, but he wasn’t going to admit that shit.I’mtelling you,Insanewas not the kind of nigga to go back and forth with a female.Thatshit just wasn’t in his nature.Granted, he could be a playful person, but he wasn’t going to play around with a woman like that every time he was around her.Ifelt likeCarmenwas feeling my nigga too, because she could have ignored him, but she kept going back and forth.Lowkey,Ididn’t even know ifIwanted their crazy asses together.Somebodymight end up in jail if they got together.

Carmenfinished making drinks that she hadBriaand me testing, and then she wrapped everything up.Insanewas petty as fuck for answering thatFacetimecall and letting that shit play out loud when one of his hoes called and asked if he was still coming over.Thatnigga didn’t even move like that.Ijust knew he did that shit to get underCarmen’sskin, but she didn’t say shit.Shelet the nigga have it as she washed the glasses she’d used.

Heeventually left, andCarmenstuck around for a few minutes before she, too, bounced, saying she was going to meet up with one of her homegirls who lived down there.ShepromisedBriathat she would call her in the morning before she boarded the plane.ThatleftBriaand me in the house together by ourselves.

Thekitchen was already cleaned, soIjust locked up.Beforemy shower,Iwent into the backyard to smoke a blunt right quick.Itonly took me a few minutes to do that.Briahad already showered, soIhopped in and took my own, thenIwent over to the sink to brush my teeth and wash my face.Icame out of the bathroom, removed the towel from my waist, and slipped on a clean pair of briefs whileBrialay under the covers with the remote in her hands, looking for something to watch.Shehad her thick ass glasses on, and she laughed when she looked at me.

“Youknow the two of them are going to end up having sex, right?” she asked.

“Ohyeah, my nigga is definitely going to fuck.That’swhen they are going to start acting even crazier with each other.See, they want to fuck now but are too stubborn to admit it.Oncethey do their thing, it’s a wrap.Shitgon’ get ugly,”Ireplied.

Igrabbed some lotion, applied it, and then put my do-rag on my head beforeIjoinedBriain bed.

“Don’tput on no bullshit, either,”Itold her.

Shejust waved me off and continued scrolling.

“Iwant to tell you one of myChristmasgifts thatIwant.Thinkabout it before you tell me no,” she said.

“Itell you no?”Ihad to ask becauseIcouldn’t remember a time whenI’dsaid no to her.

“Forthis,Ifeel like you might,” she stated.

“Aight.Whatyou want?”

“Apuppy.”

“Fuckno.I’llget you a stuffed teddy bear that looks like a puppy,”Ishot.

“Pee-Wee,Isaid for you to think about it before you told me no,” she whined.

“Bae,Idon’t need time to think.Ay, you know the time that goes into having a puppy?Themlittle fuckers are messy as fuck too.Gon’ be shitting all through the house, pissing on the rugs, and chewing on my shoes.Hellnah.Yougotta walk them and shit.Youdon’t even like being in the sun too long before you start complaining, which means you gon’ have me walking it.That’stoo much responsibility,”Ireasoned.

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