Page 15 of Accidentally Joining His Cult

I knew that I couldn’t pull it off

Salem

Does that look work on the popular boys too?

Goldie

Goldie laughed at “Does that look work on the popular boys too?”

Salem

So, no tattoos for you?

Goldie

I still have a few! I just knew that I’d never pull off the badass look.

Salem

Hopefully I’ll get to see them soon *winking emoji*

Goldie

DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE COMING TO THE CONFERENCE?!?

Salem

That will probably be the easiest way to hook up, right? Can you send me the details?

Goldie

FUCK YEAH!

Goldie

What’s the best email to forward the link to?

Salem

[email protected]

Goldie

SENT!

Goldie

I’m so excited!

Salem

Ugh, why does it have to be in Florida?

Goldie

Please say you’re actually coming and there isn’t some important hockey game that weekend

Salem

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