“What the fuck?” I asked. “Who are you?” Because the girl Iwas staring down at was an extremely hot redhead. But she wasn’t Ash.

Epilogue – What REALLY Happened

Saturday - Oct 10, 2026

Ash stared in disbelief at the recording. “Wait… So thebanana kingdidn’ttake my virginity?”

“Nope! He fucked Autumn instead. Sexy twin gambit for thewin!”

“But how? We got caught by those guards…”

I shook my head. “I never said that.”

“Yes you did! I totally blew our cover after dick, dick, dick,right?

“Yeah. Poker tried to grab you, but you were covered in somuch cum that he just slipped right off. Slavanka roundhouse-kicked Rookie whileSloane took down Bandit. The other guards that you and Autumn had sucked offwere still handcuffed so they were pretty useless.”

“But I saw the security footage of us being marched into thelobby by the guards.”

“Correction: You saw the security footage ofusdressed as guards marching our doppelgängers into the lobby. Thank God thatshort king finally arrived or we never would have been able to find a guardoutfit for your tiny little body. And I still can’t get over the fact that thebanana king commanded us to walk right out the front door of his resort. Justlike I’d promised him he would.”

“Holy shit, Chastity. You’re a freaking genius!”

“Are you just realizing this now?”

“No. I’ve known that. But this rescue plan was next level. Wellplayed.” Ash reached out and honked my boobsthreetimes. “I know you’reallowed a max of two boob squeezes to compliment a good outfit, but I think youshould be allowed a third to thank your bestie for coming up with an epic planto save you from a dirty kidnapper.”

“That seems fair.”

“Wait!” She suddenly looked horrified. “Our poor doppelgängersgot auctioned off. And the whole thing got broadcast all over the world.”

“Yeah it did!”

“Those poor girls. I can’t believe we kidnapped them to saveourselves. I take back those three boob grabs. You’re a monster.”

I laughed. “We didn’t kidnap anyone. They were excited to doit.”

“There’s no way Autumn would have been okay getting fucked oncamera in front of the entire world.”

“Uhhh… Are you sure about that? Because that girllovesdick.As soon as I told her I could get her fucked by a foot-long cock she wastotally down to get auctioned. She was actually the most agreeable of the three.Granted…none of them realized it was going to be broadcast to the whole world. Butit worked out great in the end. They’re all living their best lives now.”

Ash looked so excited. “Autumn was able to leverage her 15minutes of whore-fame into getting invited to the pro circuit of Trivial Pursuit?!I had a feeling she had it in her…”

“What? No. She divorced her cheating husband. And while shewas thrilled to finally get that foot-long dick that she’d always dreamed of,she ultimately decided that it was too big for daily use. The next weekend sheinvited Poker to a game night, and the rest is history. Now they’re happilymarried.”

“No way.”

“Yes way. We’ll actually see them at the wedding in a fewminutes when we land.”

“For real?” She looked so excited.

“Yup. I can’t believe you didn’t keep in touch with your doppelgänger.I talk to mine at least once a week.”

“How could I have kept in touch with her? I didn’t evenremember she existed until like ten minutes ago!”

“Fair point.”

“So what happened to Chloe and Sloane?” Ash’s mouth droppedopen. “Oh my God! It just hit me that the banana king had been talking to Chloe’sfiancé rather than Chad during the auction. And it seemed totally in characterfor Slavanka to randomly blow that guard at the end of the runway. But Sloanewas a fancy princess, right? Her parents must have disowned her so hard afterthat.”