Page 19 of Single Girl Rules: Auctioned

Slavanka nodded. And then I rolled over so I could tan myass. Getting to watch the cabana boy’s abs while he lathered up Ash was anadded bonus.

But I only got to watch for a second before he stood up andwiped his hands on a towel.

“Sorry for the delay, ladies. Three banana juices comingright up!” He hurried over to the bar and started pouring drinks.

“He seems nice,” I said. “But he’s kind of awful at applyingsunscreen.” He’d hardly rubbed any of it in. Ash was a big, white blob.

“I beg to differ. This is the best application anyone hasever done. Most idiots rub it in. But it doesn’t work once it disappears.” She gazedover at him and let out a satisfied sigh. “I think I’m in love.”

“Are you now?” I asked. I wasn’t sure if this was a true lovesituation or if Ash was just on phase 3 of her banana juice drunkenness whereshe loves everything.

Ash nodded. “Yup. He just understands me. I hope whateverhunky billionaire buys my virginity tonight is as amazing as my cabana boy.”

“Maybe you should just give it to him.”

Ash’s eyes got big. “I couldn’t. That would be totally inappropriate.He’s basically my doctor.”

“Single Girl Rule #33: If a man applies sunscreen properlyand builds you a cabana, you should consider letting him take your V-card.”

“Is that for real?” asked Ash.

Not even a little bit.“Girl, would I misquote theSingle Girl Rules?” Under any other circumstance, I wouldn’t dare. But this wasimportant. I knew Ash wanted her first time to be magical. So if I had tomisquote the Single Girl Rules to make that happen, then so be it.

“Wow. It’s so oddly specific to this exact moment. But I can’targue with the logic of it.” She glanced over at the cabana boy as he shook upour drinks. “Is this really happening? Am I about to have sex?”

I nodded.

Ash’s eyes got big. But not in her usual I’m-terrified-and-about-to-do-something-really-fucking-weirdsort of way. This was just sheer excitement. “So how is this gonna go down? ShouldI just order him to ravish my body? I mean, he is my cabana boy, sworn to servemy every whim.”

“That could be hot, yeah. But let’s put a pin in that. Therule didn’t say youhad tolet him take your V-card. It just said youhad to consider it. Which makes sense, because we don’t have a few key facts yet.”

“Your drinks, ladies,” said the cabana boy. He set a traydown on a little table next to us and handed us each a banana juice.

“Thanks, pal,” said Ash. She reached up and punched his arm.

Oh no. She’s being weird.

“Anything else I can get for any of you?”

“I actually have a few questions,” I said.

“Ask my anything.”

The most important thing was the size of his cock. But the SingleGirl Rules required I check a few other things first. “How old are you?”

“Twenty-two.”

Excellent. Over 18.“Are you a virgin?”

He laughed. “I am not.”

“Grower or shower?”

“Grower.” He gave me a weird look. Like he didn’t understandmy line of questioning.

Interesting.“How big?”

“Flaccid or erect?”

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