“Uh…” said one of them. “Does it have to include the biting?”
“I can’t make any promises about what my mouth will do whenhe enters me. If it hurts, I might not be able to control my jaw.”
“Here’s what we’re gonna do,” I said. “Ash is gonna grab yourcocks while Cabana Boy takes her virginity. And then once he finishes, you boyscan double team the hell out of her.”
“Ohhh!” said Ash. “Great idea! Okay, let’s do this thing.” Shespread her legs and grabbed both cocks in a death grip. She could barely wrapher hands all the way around them, but she was squeezing so hard that the headsstarted to turn purple. “Now give me that cabana banana.”
Chapter 7 – The Great Escape
Sunday, Sept 22, 2013
Cabana Boy was about a millimeter away from deflowering Ashwhen the taser hit him. His whole body seized up and he would have fallen righton top of me if I hadn’t rolled off the lounge chair.
The two guys on either side of Ash got hit a second later.
“Ow!” yelped Ash, pulling her hands away from the now-electriccocks.
What the fuck is happening?
“Fall back to bar!” yelled Slavanka. She grabbed Ash andpulled her behind the bar. I was only a few steps behind. A taser probe whizzedright in front of my face. And then another just missed my arm.
Shit!
I was still a few steps away. And out of the corner of my eyeI could see one of the banana king’s guards aiming his taser rifle at me. I wasabout to get lit up by like 30 taser probes.
I dove behind the bar just as he unleashed a full volley atme. Most hit the bar. One landed in the pool and lit the entire thing up like aChristmas tree. And one hit my heel.
Not my actual heel. My shoe heel. Which was good. Because I’dbeen prepared for that shit. After I’d tased the banana king during our lastencounter, I figured he’d be eager to do the same to me. So I’d told Justin toconstruct all my shoes for this mission using nonconductive materials. And hewas awesome, so he’d actually listened.
“What the fuck is happening?!” screamed Ash. “We’re all gonnadie!” Apparently getting shot at had nullified all the hard work that bananajuice had been putting in to calm her crazy ass down.
I peered around the bar.
The banana king and six of his elite guards – the ones withthe sexy masks – all had their rifles pointed at us.
“You’re trapped,” he yelled. “Surrender now and I’ll onlyraise the ransom by $5 million.”
“Interesting offer,” I yelled back. “But Daddy doesn’t payransom.”
“Then I guess I’ll have to auction you and your virgin bestieto the highest bidder.”
“No!” screamed Ash. “I can’t be auctioned. You know I don’tdo stages!”
“This one is more of a runway situation…” I said.
But the look on her face made it clear she wasnotinterested.
“Ash,” yelled the banana king. “Can you hear me?”
“Yes!” she yelled back.
“Good. If you come out now, you don’t have to walk the runwaytonight. I’ll just use a picture of you.”
I could tell Ash was strongly considering it.
“But if you try to run, then you’re going to walk that runwayass naked. And the highest bidder is going to fuck you in front of everyone.”
“Nope. Nope, nope, nope.” Ash shook her head. “Okay!” sheyelled. “I’m coming out. Don’t shoot!” She put her hands up and slowly startedto stand.