Page 29 of Single Girl Rules: Auctioned

“Yes.”

“How exactly?”

“See the picture on the desktop titledThree Hot Randos?”

“Uhh…”

Through my earpiece I could hear Teddybear clicking around.

“Is it the pic of the blonde, brunette, and redhead? Thatlookkindalike you guys?”

“That’s the one.”

“Got it.”

“The banana king will have uploaded a picture of our actualfaces to his database. You need to go in and replace it with that fake. Andmake sure you change the file name before you do.”

“And where exactly can I find that database?”

“No idea. That’s Ghostie’s job.”

“But he isn’t here.”

“Hmm…yeah. If you’re already struggling, then that’s gonna bean issue for phase 5. Can you tell Ghostie to please hurry up and finishmasturbating? We need him!”

“I really don’t think he’s masturbating.”

“Oh right. You said he was pissed about something? Whatevercould he be upset about? The plan is going swimmingly.” I turned to my girlsand pointed to the monokinis. “Put those on,” I mouthed. I started changingtoo.

“If I had to guess, I think he’s getting a little jealous.”

“Jealous? But I let him fuck me just a few hours ago. And I puton such a good show for him in that command room. He must be SO excited to fuckme again.”

“I know. He’s just…he’s more sensitive than he lets on. I’venever seen him as happy as he was after he fucked you on the yacht thismorning. I think he was secretly hoping that he’d properly satisfied you.”

“Of course he satisfied me. If he hadn’t, then I totes wouldhave gone into the locker room to search for Tonguenado the second I steppedfoot in this building.” Speaking of which…where is that mythical beast of aman?I’d be devastated if this mission concluded before I got to see whathe could do with his tongue. As soon as Teddybear had told me the rumors abouthim, I knew today had to involve me riding Tonguenado’s face.

“Maybe he just realized that he’ll never satisfy you the wayI do,” said Teddybear.

Were Ghostie and Teddybear in a secret competition to see whocould satisfy me best? I loved that for me. “Speaking of satisfying me…” I pulledthe straps of my bride squad monokini over my shoulders and turned to look inthe mirror. “It’s a shame there aren’t any cameras in this bachelorette suite. Becauseyou’d definitely want to satisfy me if you saw what I’m wearing right now.”

“Describe it to me.” Teddybear’s voice had gone down anoctave.

“There’s a scoop neck that shows off lots of cleavage. And Ijust pulled the sides up to make the thong ride up my ass the way you love. Butyou wanna know the best part?”

“Mhm.”

“It has BRIDE SQUAD written across the front in big boldletters. So every guy I encounter will know that it’s my job to suck as manycocks as possible.”

Ash looked down in horror. “Is that what this means?” She triedto cover the words with her arms.

Teddybear gulped. I bet I’d just given him the biggest boner.

“Wanna see a picture?” I asked.

“Yes.”

“Okay. I’ll take one for you. But only once you get Ghostieto come back.”

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