“Fine. I’ve been with…” She started counting on her hand. Andthen the other hand. And then back to her first hand. “Fourteen guys.”
A few of the girls gasped.
Hot damn, girl! Fourteen guys in one weekend?Chloewas a freaking legend.
She gave a nervous laugh. “If any of you tell Jason that, you’redead.”
“Our lips are sealed,” said the maid of honor.
“And never have I ever…touched two dicks at once.”
I drank. But everyone was more focused on the matron of honor.She’d just taken a drink and her face was now completely red from embarrassment.
“Damn it, Chloe,” she said. “You’re taking that way out ofcontext and you know it! Technically I did that once, yes. But it was only becauseI tripped and fell and tried to catch myself.”
“Mhm,” said Chloe. “Suuuure.”
“It was! Also, I pass. Next.”
“Nope,” said Chloe. “You’re up next. You have to go.”
“Gah. Fine.” The redhead started talking as quickly aspossible. “I’m Autumn, I’m Chloe’s sister and matron of honor, I’ve been withone guy, and never have I ever had red hair.”
Everyone stared at her.
“What?” she asked.
“Do you not know how this game works?” asked Chloe. “You’resupposed to say something that you’ve never done. And then anyone who has mustdrink. So you just got yourself.”
Autumn turned even redder and took another sip of banana juice.And then she tried to disappear into the couch cushions.
She’d been with one guy this weekend? For real? She seemedalmost as timid as Ash. But then again…when Ash got going on banana juice, sheneeded all the dicks. This girl must have been the same.
The girl next to her stood up and started talking in her fancySpanish accent. “I’m Sloane. I met Chloe freshman year of college, and now I’mher maid of honor. I’ve been with 18 guys. And never have I ever been a commoner.”
Everyone except for me drank.
Sloane looked at me. “You are royalty as well?”
“I mean…look at me. Also, can I just say how impressed I amwith how many dicks you ladies have sucked this weekend?” I turned to Chloe. “Fourteen?You must have had one hell of a Saturday!”
Chloe laughed. “Wait, what?”
“You said your number was 14.”
“Right…”
“So you’ve sucked 14 dicks this weekend.”
She put her hand over her mouth. “Oh my God, no. I thought youmeant our number for our entire lives.”
“Oh. Well then what’s your number for this weekend?”
“Zero.”
I blinked at her. “Zero? As in…none?” I was so confused.
“Yup.”