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“Oh God,” said Ash. “We’re literally wearing the same thing asthem. And they are objectively sexy. And basically our twins. Are we…are weliving in Single Girl Rule #19 right now?”

“Yes!” I screamed. “I’ve always known the Single Girl Ruleswere magical. And now they’re giving us a glimpse at what our lives could belike in ten years.”

“Do you think it’s set in stone?” asked Ash. “Because my twinseems like a great gal. I mean…she had the good sense to bring Trivial Pursuit tothe party. And she was the only girl who ditched the heels and covered her ass witha sarong. Very classy.”

“No, no,” said Slavanka.

“Right?” I said. “That sarong sucked. We need to get thatgirl in her proper bride squad outfit ASAP.”

Slavanka nodded. “Yes, yes. Sarong dumb. But I not mean that.Future no set in stone. Sexy twins are us if never find Single Girl Rules.”

“Oh damn,” I said. “You’re right! The universe must have broughtus here to save them!”

“This is freaking me out,” said Ash. “Sexy twins don’t happenby coincidence.” She frantically looked around the room and then lowered her voiceto a whisper. “I think the banana king set this up. He’s watching us. Toyingwith us. Like he’s a lion and we’re a herd of helpless antelope. Any minute nowhe’s going to spring his trap…”

“I mean, yes, he is definitely hunting us.”

“Speaking of which,” said Teddybear into our earpieces. “Guardsincoming. ETA thirty seconds.”

“Is the replacement photo uploaded?” I asked.

“Not yet.”

Shit.“Okay. I’ll just have to work my magic.” I adjustedmy tits and pulled my thong up even higher.Then I turned to my girls. “Readyfor the fun to begin?”

“Absolutely not,” said Ash. “But I’d be down for some TrivialPursuit.”

“We’re not playing that. Also, why are you in the shower?”

“I’m hiding,” she whispered.

“It’s a glass shower. I can see you perfectly.” Frosted glasswould have been one thing, but this was just fully transparent.

She pretended not to hear me.

I opened the shower door and tossed her heels in. “Put thoseon. We have to blend in!” And then I headed to the door.

The guards had arrived.

Chapter 10 – The Game Package

Sunday, Sept 22, 2013

I opened the door and stared up at the six hunky guards. Theirfaces were hidden by their masks, but based on how much they were all tentingtheir pants, I was pretty sure they were the six guards we’d just had a shootoutwith on the roof.Thank you, boner pill darts.

“Good morning, officers,” I said. “Is there a problem?”

“We aren’t officers,” said one of them.

“I know that,” I whispered. “But we’re paying you to play thepart.” We weren’t. They had no idea what was happening. But I was going to actlike I thought they were strippers. I grabbed one of their vests and pulled himinto the bachelorette suite.

“Who is it?” called Chloe from the other room.

“A police officer,” I yelled back. And then I winked at theguard.

“What does he want?” she asked.

“We’re looking for some girls,” he called back.

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