Page 36 of Single Girl Rules: Auctioned

“Somebadgirls,” I corrected. And then I dropped my voiceto a whisper. “Where have you been?”

“Uh…” He looked back to the biggest guard for guidance.

“Come on!” I whispered to him. “They said you’d be here anhour ago. This striptease better be worth the wait. Now get in there!” I grabbedtwo of them and pulled them down the hall into the main room.

All the girls cheered. Except Autumn, who screamed and hid behinda lamp.

“So you said you were looking for some naughty girls?” Iasked.

“We are,” replied the biggest guard. “A blonde, a redhead,and a brunette.”

“Hmmm…” I tapped my finger to my lips. “Well the bride isblonde. And the maid of honor is brunette. And the matron of honor is a ginger.”

“We’ll need to speak to all three of them.”

Chloe and Sloane were quick to jump off the couch and walk upto the guards. But Autumn tried to stay hidden. The other bridesmaids had to grabher and drag her over to the big guard.

“Did we do something wrong, officer?” asked Chloe.

“Call me Sarge.” He pointed to the chevrons on his sleeve. “AndI’m not sure if you did something wrong. That’s what I plan to find out.” He pulledout his phone and started hitting buttons.

This was it. The moment of truth. If Teddybear had replacedthe picture, we’d be fine. But if he hadn’t...then they’d pretty quickly recognizeme as one of their three targets.

Sarge cocked his head to the side and stared at his phone. Orwas he staring at me?

Shit!

I turned to the bar and started pouring shots so that he couldn’tsee my face.

“That’s weird,” said Sarge. He turned to the other guards. “Thepicture was in the daily mission briefing folder, right?”

They nodded.

“Well it’s not there anymore. Did any of you get a good enoughlook at the girls to be able to ID them?”

“Rookie claims to have a photographic memory,” replied one ofthe guards. They all looked at the skinniest guard.

He nodded.

“So can you ID them if you see them again?” asked Sarge.

“Well…I only got a good look at the redhead,” said Rookie. Andif I’m being honest, I was kind of focused on her tits.”

“So you need to see her tits to recognize her?”

“Yeah. Her nipples are so light. And they’re the perfectsize. And…”

“We get the point, Rookie,” said Sarge. “Keep it in your pants.”He turned to the three girls. “Take your clothes off. We need to see your tits.”

Autumn’s eyes got huge. She wrapped her arms around herselfand shook her head. “No way, pervert.”

“It’s not a perverted thing. I’m just doing my job.”

“So youdon’twant to see our tits?” asked Chloe. Shesounded kind of offended.

“I do. But I’m not asking to see them for my pleasure.”

One of the guards in the back nudged another in the ribs andwhispered, “Wanna bet which one is gonna slap Sarge first?”

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