Bandit ignored Ash and danced over towards Autumn. “Matron-of-honor,huh?” he asked. “So you’re married?”

“I am. So I’m definitely not a virgin.”

“Does your husband know you love big black cocks?”

“No,” said Autumn. “I mean yes. I mean no!”

“So he does or he doesn’t know?”

“He doesn’t know. Because I don’t love big black cocks.”

“Oh really?” Bandit tore the washcloth off his cock, and itwas magnificent.

Autumn’s eyes got huge. “Oh my God,” she gasped.

As she said it, Bandit snapped a polaroid of her. He shookthe photo and then showed it to Autumn. “You sure look excited in this photo.”

“I was shocked. Not excited. Give me that!”

He thrust towards her.

“Ah!” She jumped away from him. “Not your cock! The photo.”

“As you wish,” he said and slipped the photo into hercleavage.

Autumn pushed him away and adjusted the top of her monokinito cover herself a bit more. “This is ridiculous. I’m calling the front desk.”

No way, girl.Stealing these guards’ uniforms was acritical part of our escape plan. So if they stopped stripping, the plan wouldbe ruined. I poked Poker in the arm. “Now would be a good time for a sexy game,”I said.

“Strip poker?”

I shook my head. “Lame. How about pin the tail on thebridesmaid?”

“Damn, I like the way you think.” He ran off to the bathroom.

I grabbed two shots of banana juice and met Autumn at theroom phone. I hit the button to end her call.

She glared at me. “What the hell? Your strippers are out ofcontrol.”

“I’m so sorry,” I said. “I’ll make sure they tone thingsdown. Just please don’t call the front desk. If I get one more complaint Imight get fired. Drink?” I held up one of the shots of banana juice. I hopedshe’d react to them the same way Ash did.

She took the shot and downed it. “God that’s good,” she saidand grabbed the other from me. She downed that too.

“Ladies,” yelled Poker. “Who’s ready to play pin the tail onthe bridesmaid?” He held up a handful of blindfolds.

Most of the girls cheered. Except Autumn. She was still eyeingthe phone like she wanted to call and report me and my strippers to the frontdesk.

“Good idea to linger by the phone,” I said. “That way it’llbe nice and easy for a hunky stripper to find you even once they have theirblindfolds on.” I gave her a wink and ran back over to the guards.

They all took their masks off. And then me and a few of the othergirls tied the blindfolds tight over their eyes.

“Better take your boots off too,” I said.

“Huh?” asked Sarge. “Why?”

Because me and my girls are going to put your uniforms on forthe final part of our escape, and it would kind of blow our cover if we didn’thave the boots.“Because Autumn is barefoot. Can you imagine the horrible reviewswe’d get if one of you crushed the matron-of-honor’s toes right before thewedding?”

The guards took their boots off and then stood up.