Page 43 of Single Girl Rules: Auctioned

On top of what she’d already been drinking? Wow. If I didn’tget her out of this party now, she was going to go buck wild. “So which guard doyou want to blow?” I asked.

“None of them,” said Ash.

“Let me guess… Rookie?”

“Nope,” said Ash.

“Aha! So youdowant to blow one of them.”

“No I don’t,” said Ash. But the way her face was turningbright red totally gave her away.

“She want black cock,” said Slavanka. “Remember how she suckthe banana bro at banana party?”

“Uh, of course I remember that. She took that cumshot like apro.” I turned to Ash. “So which of the black guys are you gonna suck first tonight?”

“Neither.”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. Because sadly we have to leavethis magnificent party early.” I pressed on my earpiece. “Teddybear, is Ghostieback yet?”

“Negative,” he replied. “But I just heard from Simon and hesays he has a lead. So hopefully we’ll have him back soon.”

“Good, because we’re just about ready to go to the finalphase of the escape plan.” I picked up one of the guards’ uniforms and held itup to Slavanka. It definitely looked big, but it should be passable. “Try thison,” I said and tossed it to her. “Ash, try to find a uniform that fits.”

She picked up the biggest one and held it up. “How’s this?”

“Ash, I’m pretty sure that uniform was made for a 6’5beefcake. You’re a 5 foot nothing twig.”

“I’m not a twig!” She jiggled her tits.

“You’re right. You have lovely tits. But you’re still nowherenear as big as Sarge.” I assumed that was who the giant uniform belonged to.

Ash picked up another. “Is this a better fit?” she asked.

“No but…” My eyes gravitated to the name on the badge and myjaw dropped. “Holy shit. Are you girls seeing what I’m seeing?”

“Uh…no?” said Ash.

“Ty Nado,” I said. “That uniform belongs to Ty Nado!”

Ash looked confused. “I don’t know who that is.”

“He’s better known asTonguenado.”

“He eat pussy good,” added Slavanka.

“Not just good,” I said. “He’s famous for his legendary pussyeating. And he’s within our grasp! Ah! We found him!”

“Which guard is it?” asked Ash.

“Uh…” I stared at the uniform. I knew that giant uniform belongedto Sarge, so it wasn’t him. But the other five were roughly the same height. Itcould have been any of them.

“That’s not really important,” said Teddybear. “Just put onthe uniforms and get out of there.”

“But Ghostie isn’t back yet,” I said. “And anyway, none ofthese uniforms are going to fit Ash. New plan: We’ll stall for time while Simonfinds Ghostie. And while we stall, you’re going to send a short king our way.”

“Short king?” asked Teddybear.

“Yes. A short king. You know the type. Shorter than 5’5, puremuscle. Huge cock. There’s got to be at least one guard here who fits thatdescription.”

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