“Matron-of-honor is huge slut,” said Slavanka.

“Yeah she is!” I went to high five Autumn, but she left mehanging.

“I’m not a slut. I just don’t want Chloe to be able to holdthis over me for the rest of my life. There’s no way I’m going to walk out ofhere being the only one to fuck a stripper. I would literally die.”

“Sorry, girl,” said Chloe. “But I’m not gonna fuck anyone. Myfiancé would kill me.”

“Your loss,” said Poker. “Time to play!” Some music startedplaying and each stripper took a seat in one of the chairs around the pool.

I grabbed Ash’s hand and we started walking around thecircle. Some of the other girls joined us, but Chloe was not among them. Whichwas weird, because as my doppelgänger, I would have expected her to be waycooler. Especially at her own bachelorette party. She was being so dismissiveof the Single Girl Rules too.

“Do you think I’m going to be lame in the future?” I askedAsh.

“No way.”

“But Chloe is being so lame.”

Ash shrugged. “Maybe her fiancé has a bigger cock than allthese guys.”

“I hope that’s it. If not, then we were definitely sent here tosave these girls with the Single Girl Rules.”

The music stopped and I jumped onto the nearest lap, which happenedto belong to Sarge. I’d never felt such a meaty thigh before. I expected Ash tobe on the guy next to me, but she’d ran all the way around the pool and sat on Snake.Naughty girl!She definitely had the hots for him. The only question was…washe worthy of taking her virginity? If he was Tonguenado, then the answer was definitelyyes.

I tried to think of a way to get Sarge to tell me which onewas Tonguenado, but right now he thought that I worked here. Which meant Ishould know their names. I’d have to think of another way to find him…

“Bold move to not sit on a lap,” said Poker to Chloe.

“Why?” she asked. She was leaning against the wall with herarms crossed.

“Did I forget to mention what the winner gets?”

“Let me guess. The winner gets fucked?”

Poker laughed. “If she chooses to. In musical cocks, the winnercan get fucked by the last stripper remaining. Or she can have him fuck one of thegirls who lost.”

Chloe stared at him.

“Good news, though. We each have two legs, so you’re not outof it yet.”

Sloane was on one of his legs. But his other leg was unoccupied.

Chloe ran for it, but another girl beat her there.

“Shit!” she screamed as she searched for another leg. Theonly one left was Sarge’s leg opposite me. And she made it there just in time.

“I knew you’d want to play,” said Poker.

“I’m not playing,” said Chloe.

“Sure you are. You sat on a lap, thus you’ve agreed to followall the rules.”

She looked to me for help.

“Sorry, girl,” I said. “But he’s right. If you’d chosen notto play then you wouldn’t have been at risk of losing. But now you’re in it.”

“Damn it! Okay, let’s do this. I hope you’re ready to getfucked again, Autumn.”

“No way!” yelled Autumn from across the pool on the tattedguy’s lap. I hadn’t gotten to interact with him much. Could he be Tonguenado? AllI knew was that Tonguenado was amazing at eating pussy and didn’t give a fuckif the girls he ate had boyfriends. And anyone with that many tattoos probably didn’tgive many fucks… It could definitely be him. I made a plan to try to linger onhim and end up on his lap in the next round.