Page 59 of Single Girl Rules: Auctioned

“How’d it go?” I asked.

“Fine,” said Ash with a shrug. “Nothing happened.”

“Oh really? Then why are you ass naked?”

“Oh uh…” She looked down. “My monokini got wet so I threw itout.”

“Interesting.”

The next dare was Queen’s Throne, to be performed by the bridesmaidwhose name I didn’t know. Just as I’d guessed, Queen’s Throne was all about facesitting. The lucky girl got to sit on the face of her favorite stripper forsixty seconds.

But she was dumb, so she didn’t choose Poker or Bandit orSketch – the three possibilities for Tonguenado. Instead she chose Rookie.

I wasn’t expecting much from the young lad as the bridesmaidpulled her thong to the side and sat on his face, but he proved me wrong.

He had her moaning within a few seconds. And then he grabbedher thighs and pulled her closer. I couldn’t see what technique he was using withhis tongue, but the way the bridesmaid was throwing her head back and diggingher hands into his shaggy hair made me think that he was doing a damned goodjob.

It didn’t matter though. He was too young to be Tonguenado. Sothe search continued.

Healmostmade her come before the sixty second timerwent off.

“Well done, Rookie,” said Poker and ruffled his hair. “Onlytwo dares left. One for Chloe, and if she succeeds, then Autumn gets one finaldare to win it all. What dare will Chloe be doing today, Autumn?”

She scanned the board. I still wanted to know what the JohnHancock was. But instead she chose Hater.

Chloe walked up, plucked the envelope off the board, and readit: “Plant a lipstick kiss on the stripper your boyfriend would hate the most.”

One of her bridesmaids went and fetched some bright redlipstick.

Chloe applied it generously while she looked back and forthbetween all the strippers.

“I’m ready for that kiss,” said Bandit.

“What makes you think it’s you?” asked Chloe.

“Come on, it’s definitely me. You said earlier that your fiancéwould double kill you if you fucked a black guy. And even if that wasn’t true,all boyfriends hate me.”

Oh really?That sounded a lot like Tonguenado to me! CouldBandit be my man?

“He might hate me more,” said Poker. “She must have chosen toeliminate me for a reason earlier. And let’s be honest, I’m better looking.”

“He would hate if I fucked you, sure,” Chloe said. “But Ithink you two would actually get along quite well. He loves playing games. Heand his friends even play poker once a month.” She ran over and planted a bigkiss right on Bandit’s cheek.

“You call that a kiss?” asked Bandit. “This dare is aboutmaking your fiancé jealous. Kiss me somewhere that wouldreallymake himjealous.”

“Kiss his cock!” started chanting Autumn. The other bridesmaidsjoined in.

Chloe rolled her eyes. “You girls are ridiculous. But I haveto admit…you’re all being good sports. So…” She dropped to her knees andplanted a big fat kiss right on the side of his cock. And then she popped upand ran away from him, covering her mouth in disbelief.

The girls all cheered like crazy.

It took a few minutes for Chloe to compose herself, buteventually she came back over to the group. “If any of you ever tell a soulabout that, you’re dead.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “Single Girl Rule #7: Pics or it didn’thappen. And no one got a pic of that, so…”

She let out a deep breath. “Now that’s a rule that I canactually get behind. We both completed three dares. That means we tied, right? It’sa draw. No one has to get fucked.”

“Nope,” said Poker. “We don’t do ties in truth or dare.”

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