Page 64 of Single Girl Rules: Auctioned

“Last week I left my wedding planning binder at your house. SoI went over to grab it during lunch and heard some uh…noises…upstairs.”

“That fucker brought her back to the house?” asked Autumn. Hertears were gone. Now she just looked pissed. Her fist tightened around Rookie’scock and his eyes got big.

“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner,” said Chloe. “I wasplanning to tell you after the wedding. But then when these strippers showed up…Ifigured it was the perfect time to help you get that huge cock of your teenage dreams.That’s why I was being kind of a bitch during the games.”

“Oh my God, that makes so much sense now.” And then Autumngot a funny look on her face. “Wait, back up. What do you mean huge cock of myteenage dreams?”

“Uh…” Chloe looked away like she was guilty of somethingawful. “So you know that journal you wrote in every night in high school?”

“Which one?” Autumn gasped. “Oh God. Please tell me you didn’tread the blue one.”

Chloe cringed. “I’m afraid so.”

“Oh fuck.” Autumn looked like she wanted to disappear.

“Youreallywanted to get railed by a twelve-inch cockat prom, huh?”

“I don’t think I can ever look at you again.”

“Girl, we all just watched you get railed by a stripper. Andyou’re embarrassed about some journal?”

“Well now I’m embarrassed about all of it!”

“You shouldn’t be. We all have fantasies. Fuck Noah and hisstupid cheating ass. After the wedding, let’s find you a beautiful foot-longdick so you can live out all your wildest fantasies. And I can live vicariouslythrough you.”

“Live vicariously through me?” asked Autumn. “I’m the one whoneeds to live vicariously through you. I know Harrison made you promise not to tellanyone about what you two do in the bedroom, but I’ve seen the way he stares atyou. Your honeymoon is going to be WILD.”

“Ow ow!” yelled the overly enthusiastic bridesmaid.

Chloe didn’t look excited though. “I wish.”

“What do you mean you wish? Wait, is Harrison not a freak? I’vebeen completely convinced that the locked room in his house is a playroom and he’sa total dom. Like with leather and whips and stuff.”

Yes! Get it, girl!I loved that for future me.

“He’s like the opposite of a dom.”

“He’s your sub?” asked Autumn. “Wow. Plot twist. Although nowthat you mention it, I can kinda picture him liking to be spanked…”

Chloe laughed. “No. He’s not my sub. We don’t do any BDSM. Oranything kinky at all, really.”

No!NowI hated that for future me.

“But he’s so controlling. Like how he makes you dress soconservatively. Wait, are you telling me that you don’t wear leather harnessesand lingerie under all that?”

“Hell no,” said Chloe. “He just doesn’t want me to get hit onby random dudes. I still can’t believe he bought me this.” She gestured down toher very low-cut bride-to-be monokini.

I pressed my lips together. Yeah, her husband definitelywouldn’t approve of the sexy monokini I’d gotten her. Oopsies. But also… #SorryNotSorry.

“It’s okay,” said Bandit, patting her shoulder. He’d justgotten back from the shower and had a towel wrapped around his waist. But itdidn’t stay there long. “Grab the feelings dick and let it all out,” he said, tearinghis towel away. His still-raging erection sprung up and hit Chloe in theshoulder. If I did say so myself, my boner darts were freaking amazing.

Chloe sighed and started stroking him. “Don’t get me wrong,”she said. “Harrison is amazing and I’m so excited to marry him. But I do kind ofhate how he makes me dress. And the sex is so vanilla. I mean…it’s been yearssince I’ve gotten anything except missionary.”

“So?” asked Sloane. “That’s what you hire the help for. My motherused to fuck our pool boy all the time.”

I loved that for future Slavanka’s mom!

“I can’t do that,” said Chloe. “As much as I love wild sex,once I walk down that aisle, I’m going to be loyal to my man.” She sounded so sadabout it.

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