Page 77 of Single Girl Rules: Auctioned

“The choker? And earrings? And the diamond studded gloves? Iwas scared to touch those. They looked way too expensive.”

“Don’t be scared,” I said. “Everything is insured.” It wasn’t.But most of the jewels were stolen, so that made them significantly cheaper. “Iknow you’re in a hurry, but it would be so amazing if you could run and put thoseaccessories on. And then meet me out by the pool. I want to make see how it allsparkles in natural lighting too.” I’d spent most of my time with Ash by thepool, so that was where I needed to get her out of my system.

I gave her directions from the changing room to the pool andthen watched her ass jiggle as she walked out of my office.

I couldn’t wait to tear that sarong off of her so that Icould see the real thing.

Or…almostthe real thing. The REAL ass I wantedbelonged to Ash.

Before going out to the pool, I called down to the frontdesk. “Any sign of the girls?” I asked.

“None yet, sir,” replied the receptionist.

“And you haven’t noticed anything out of the ordinary? Nostrange vehicles?”

“No. Well, there was one car that kept circling the block. Butit turns out he’s just here to pick up one of the maids.”

“Which one?”

“Maeve.”

“Did you check his ID?”

“Yeah, we ran it. He’s clean.”

“Next time he circles around, give him a parking space andtell him that Maeve will be down in a minute.”After I’m done with her.

I hung up and headed for the pool. But on the way out, myframed copy of the Single Boy Rules caught my eye. Specially Rule #36: Send picsand/or video to a boy if you fuck his girl. #NoSecrets.

That would be easy enough to follow. There were camerascovering every angle of the terrace. Which was good, because the look on herface when I whipped my cock out was going to be priceless. And now I’d have iton video forever.

Thank you, Single Boy Rules.

They never failed me. So I scanned them from the start to seeif any other ones applied to my current situation.

Single Boy Rule #1: Friends are important, but women arequeens.

Done.The diamonds that Maeve was putting on were fitfor a queen.

Single Boy Rule #2: Boys’ brunch is every Sunday. No exceptions.

Also done.I’d had a lovely brunch this morning withsome of the high rollers who had arrived early. Honestly, leaving for that wasprobably the only thing that had prevented me from losing control and fuckingAsh. So that was another win for the SBR.

Single Boy Rule #3: Never let your date pay for her dinner.

Of course.I wasn’t going to make Maeve pay to eat mycock for dinner. That would be very rude.

Single Boy Rule #4: You can never buy her too many flowers.

Good advice.I’d have some flowers waiting for Maeveat her locker in the morning.

Single Boy Rule #5: Have cold water in your fridge at alltimes. Hydration is key.

Even better advice.I was pretty sure my body had beenproducing semen for two hours straight, so I definitely could use some water. Igrabbed a few bottles out of my minifridge and went back to the rules.

And this time I skipped back to the section about girlfriends,starting with Rule #31: A size contest is the proper way to determine dibs on agirl.

Son of a bitch!

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