Page 85 of Single Girl Rules: Auctioned

Ash shrugged. “Fair point. But seriously…why are we watchingthis part? Can’t we just fast forward to the sex auction?”

“Who said anything about a sex auction?”

“That’s literally what this entire story has been about!” Shepointed at the video. “My virginity is about to be auctioned off and I’mfreaking dying over here trying to figure out who took it.”

“I mean…it’s really looking like the banana king might losecontrol and claim your virgin pussy.” I wiggled my eyebrows at her. “Isn’t itso hot how much he wants you? You’re a lucky girl.”

“So hedoestake it?”

I shrugged.

“Gah! Can you pleeeeease just tell me?”

I shook my head. “No can do. Like Uncle Mortimer always usedto say, learning who took one’s virginity is one of those things that shouldonly be seen and not heard.”

Ash looked confused. “I thought that was a Victorian schoolboy in a drawing room?”

“Whoa, what? You think a Victorian school boy took yourvirginity in a drawing room? Or are you saying that a Victorian school boy in adrawing room was the one who gave that sage advice rather than Uncle Mortimer?”

“Neither. I was saying that Victorian school boys should beseen and not heard.”

“Rude.”

“Never mind! We’re really getting off topic here…”

“We really are,” I said with a laugh. “Let’s get back to it. Andbefore you ask again to fast forward…the answer is no way. Because this next partmay or may not have been my primary inspiration for my wedding ceremony. Spoileralert: It was.” I winked at her and hit play.

Chapter 20 – Caught Red Handed

The events of Sunday, Sept 22, 2013, as told by the banana king

The terrace door opened just as I was about to claim Maeve.

Damn it.

Five guards walked onto the terrace.

“Sir,” said the squad leader with a salute.

“Give me good news,” I snapped. If they’d interrupted thisfor nothing, I would fire every single one of their asses.

The squad leader nodded. “With pleasure, sir. Bravo Squad haslocated the girls.”

Fucking finally!“Where are they?”

“In the bachelorette suite. They were pretending to bebridesmaids, and apparently they put on averyconvincing performance.”

“Clever little sluts. Wait… No one fucked the redhead, didthey?” I looked down at my own redhead.

Was it fate that I hadn’t fucked Maeve yet? Was thisnever-ending erection destined to end up in Ash?

No.I couldn’t have Ash. Because we needed to auctionher virginity and get five million fucking dollars.

The squad leader shook his head. “She sucked a lot of dicks,but no one fucked her.”

“Good. Let’s bring them up to the dressing room and get themprepped for the auction.”

“Roger that.”

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