Page 87 of Single Girl Rules: Auctioned

“Dearly beloved,” I began. “We gather here today to celebratethe love that Anthony and Maeve share for one another. And to see if Anthonyhas a bigger dick than his groomsmen. Earlier he measured in at eight and aquarter, so that’s the baseline. Maeve, would you like to do the honors?” Ihanded her the ruler.

She smiled at me. “It would be my pleasure.” She walked tothe end of the line and undid one of the guard’s pants.

I took a deep breath. I honestly didn’t know how big thesefive guys were. We had a minimum hiring requirement of eight inches, but a lotof our guards measured in right around that mark. So this could easily go Anthony’sway.

Maeve tugged on the guard’s pants and his cock popped out.

Damn.This one was gonna be close.

She held the ruler up to him and…

“Eight and one eighth,” she said.

“One point for Anthony,” I said.

He let out a sigh and nodded as she moved to the next guard. Whowas…tiny.

Like, super tiny.

Maeve laughed and Anthony gave a big fist pump in the air.

“What the hell is that?” I asked.

“Three inches,” said Maeve through her laughter.

“Give me a minute…” muttered the guard. But he wasn’t foolinganyone. He was a rock hard three inches.

I shook my head. “You’re fired. Give me your badge and seeyourself out.”

He pulled his pants back up and moped off the terrace.

I felt for him, but he had no business wearing a Locatelli Resortand Spa uniform. I’d have to look into our hiring practices and see how he’dslipped through the cracks.

“Anthony is up two to zero,” I said. “If this next one issmaller than eight and a quarter, then Anthony wins.”

Maeve went to the next guard. As she knelt in front of him, hedropped his pants. His cock swung out and bounced against her tits.

“Ah!” she yelped.

“What’s that noise for?” I asked. “Excited?”

“Surprised. I wasn’t expecting him to be black.”

“You ever been with a black guy before?”

She shook her head.

“Well, there’s a first time for everything. What’s his size?”

She grabbed it and measured it.

“Whoa, babe,” said Anthony. “Don’t touch another dick.”

“I had to in order to measure. It’s too heavy to stand up on itsown. Which makes sense, because it’s nine inches.”

Fuck yeah!“Alright. Two for Anthony, one for thegroomsmen. Is the comeback on?”

“No way,” said Anthony.

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