Page 13 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

“Yes.”

Ash frowned. “I don’t know who this bitch is, but we have tostop her.”

“I’m working on a plan.”

“Maybe we can help. Give us all the deets.”

“Okay…so… Chad’s family, the Chadwicks….”

“There’s a dude named Chad Chadwick?” asked Rosalie.

“Not just any dude,” said Ash. “He’s Chastity’s fiancé.”

“Boyfriend,” I corrected, holding up my finger with the 2-caratpromise ring he’d given me. “Anyway, the Chadwicks bought a whole fucking mountainin North Carolina and started developing it, but they’re idiots and can’t find anybuyers. So they’re on the verge of bankruptcy.”

“Which is why he gave you such a small ring,” said Rosalie.

“Exactly!” I was starting to understand why Ash spoke sohighly of Rosalie. “Then there’s the Locatellis. They’ve always been our mainrival. And recently Daddy fucked them over by getting a bunch of their buildingpermits pulled, leaving them with millions of dollars’ worth of the finestItalian finishes and nowhere to install them. So they’re going bankrupt aswell, and they’re super pissed about it.”

“And those fuckers kidnapped me,” added Ash.

“You got kidnapped?!” asked Rosalie.

Ash nodded. “The banana king snatched me up and was going toauction my body to the highest bidder.”

Interesting.She remembered it now that she’d beendrinking.

“Wow,” Rosalie said. “I’m going to need so much moreinformation. Who is this banana king? He sounds hot.”

“Girl, you should see his cock.” I held my hands up to showher how big it was.

Rosalie’s jaw dropped. “Tell me more.”

“He wants to take Ash’s virginity.”

Rosalie turned to Ash. “You turned him down?”

Ash nodded. “He was going to stream it on the internet!”

“So what? That would have been such an epic way to lose your virginity.”

“Gah, I know!” said Ash. And then she turned red. “Next topicplease. Tell us about this Crazy Isabella girl.”

“Crazy Isabella is the heir to the most ruthless and mostpowerful family in the city. I didn’t go to school with her, but my friends atEmpire High told me she was fuckingnuts.Apparently she just got out ofthe looney bin, and now she’s trying to prove to her father that he should giveher the keys to the kingdom. We suspect she’s gonna try to murder all the headsof the families on Christmas morning.”

“Shit,” said Ash. “Your dad should just hide.”

“That’s what I told him. But he can’t show any signs of weakness.This business is all about seeming strong. Wait a second! That’s it! We look weakwhen we’re all fighting against each other. But if we could create an alliancewith the Chadwicks and Locatellis, we’d be too strong for Isabella to attackus.”

“So you’re gonna marry Chad?” asked Ash.

"No way. I’m not ready to settle down yet.”And I’mpretty sure he’s trying to steal all my money.“But maybe you could seducethe banana king to at least get the Locatellis on our side. Hereallywanted to take your virginity.” And if she lost her virginity to him, then I’dbe able to get laid again. So it would be a win-win.

Ash moaned.

Wow, she really likes that idea.But when I lookedover at her I realized she was just moaning because she’d taken a bite of the gingerbreadhouse.

“This icing is delicious,” she said and grabbed for anotherpiece. But she was too greedy and tried to take an entire wall, so the wholething collapsed. Ash really did love the taste of cum… One of the chimneys fellright on a gingerbread man and snapped him clean in half. “Poor gingerbread man,”said Ash. “If only a chimney would fall on Crazy Isabella instead, all ourproblems would be solved.” And then her eyes lit up. “Are you guys thinkingwhat I’m thinking?”

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