Page 19 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

“I think Teddybear gave me the wrong suitcase.”

“Sorry,” said Teddybear. He brought her another one.

She opened it up. “This isn’t right either. This one is justall heels. And the first one was all bikinis.”

“What’s the problem then?” I asked.

“Uh…we’re going to a ski resort. I can’t just run around in abikini the whole time!”

“Sure you can. Single Girl Rule #43: Bikinis are the onlyacceptable girls’ trip outfit.” I turned my suitcase around so she could seethat I’d only brought bikinis too.

Ash shook her head. “There’s no way that rule applies to skitrips. Isn’t Rule #44 about girls trips too? Something like: Girls’ trips areonly girls’ trips if there’s a bikini contest on a beach?”

“Close. Single Girl Rule #44: Girls’ trips are contests tosee who can suck the most cocks. The winner doesn’t have to pay.”

“Wait,” said Ash. “I might have to pay for this trip?! I can’tafford a private jet.”

“Then you better get that jaw warmed up,” I said with a wink.I wasn’t actually going to make her pay. But I figured the threat of it mightbe good motivation to make her finally lose her virginity. Because Ireallyneeded my vow of celibacy to end. I wanted to wake up Christmas morning and getdouble teamed by my hot bodyguards. #ITakeMyDicksInTwos.

Ash shook her head. “I’m not going to blow some rando.”

“Girl, it’s gonna take a lot more than one blowjob to winthis contest.”

“Yes, yes,” agreed Slavanka as she adjusted her bikini top.

“Damn, girl,” I said and honked her boobs twice. “That bikinilooks amazing with your ushanka.” I turned to Ash. “Do you have a white bikinitoo? It would be fun to all match.”

“I’m not wearing a bikini. I’ll literally freeze my nipplesoff. That’s always been a fear of mine. When my mom was little she knew a kid who…”

“You’re not gonna lose a nipple. And you won’t even be in thebikini for long. You’ll have a snowsuit for skiing.”

“If you’re so confident that our nipples are frost-proof, Idare you to get off the plane topless.”

“And if I do, you’ll wear a bikini?”

“Yup,” said Ash.

“Deal.” I shook her hand.

She looked so confident that she was going to win this bet. Whichwas odd. Because she knew I loved being naked, right? I was like the oppositeof a never-nude.

I gave her a moment to change her mind, but she did not.

Oh well.

I changed into a white bikini and heels and touched up mymakeup as the plane landed.

“Brrrrr,” said Ash with an exaggerated shiver as she lookedout the window. “It lookssocold out there.”

She wasn’t wrong.

Ghostie opened the cabin door and we got hit with a blast offrigid mountain air. A few snowflakes even fluttered in. But that wasn’t goingto deter me.

I walked over to the door, took off my bikini top, and handedit to Ghostie. I winked at him.

But I didn’t think he noticed because he was staring right atmy tits.

“Chastity,” Teddybear said. “I don’t think you should begoing outside like that.” His eyebrows were lowered. I could tell he was moreworried about someone else seeing me topless than he was about my attire being inappropriatefor the snow. I winked at him too.

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