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“Shit. I had a feeling…” No wonder I’d been worried about it.My intuition was always right. “So how should we stop her?”

“We’ll handle it,” said Ghostie.

“That’s what Daddy said. And you already think that won’t work.”

“Right. But we’reactuallygoing to handle it.” Heglanced at Teddybear.

Teddybear nodded. “We’d never let anything happen to you.”

And I believed them. I forgot how much they loved me. And I waspretty sure they loved me even more now that I was rejecting them at every turnbecause of my celibacy. Boys always wanted what they couldn’t have. Crazy Isabellawas definitely as good as dead. “Thanks, Ghostie!” I stood on my tiptoes and kissedhis cheek. “Thanks, Teddybear.” I kissed his cheek too, even though all I wantedwas to taste his lips. “I’d thank you with more than a kiss, but Ashstillhasn’tfucked anyone. I feel like I’m going to be celibate forever.”

“I hate that for you,” said Teddybear.

“I hate it foryou,” I said with a wink. The poor boyhadn’t gotten to taste my sweet sweet pussy in weeks.

Teddybear laughed. “Is anything else bothering you?”

“Besides Isabella being a bitch and me being horny beyond belief?Nope. Actually…yes. There is one other thing. How do you think Isabella knewthat Chad has a small dick? Has she fucked him?” He could obviously sleep withwhoever he wanted. We weren’t married. But Isabella?Gross.Although thejoke was kind of on her, because she probably left the encounter feeling veryunsatisfied.

Teddybear laughed. “Maybe she seduced him to try to seal analliance against us?”

“Maybe,” I said. “In that case, we’re in luck. Because I’mgonna seduce the hell out of him tonight.”

“So you’re going to break your vow?”

“And withhim?” Ghostie said. He clearly wanted to bethe one to help break my vow.

They both had good points. “Shit, I didn’t think of that.” Dressingup in a slutty little Santa outfit was such a tradition that I hadn’t even considerednot being able to do it. Or the fact that this year I’d rather be doing it withsomeone else. Two someones. I stared at my hot bodyguards. But every problemhad a solution. And my solution was currently standing in the kitchen with asuspiciously large quantity of herbs.

I thanked Teddybear and Ghostie again and then ran over toSlavanka.

“Put those herbs down,” I yelled over the Christmas music Ashhad started blasting. “We’re not making a reindeer trap.”

She sighed and tossed them aside. “But…”

“I need your help with something.”

Chapter 8 – A Sexy Baker’s Dozen

Christmas Eve, 2013

Ten dozen Christmas cookies later, Daddy got home.

“Daddy!” I yelled and ran over to him.

“Merry Christmas Eve, princess,” he said. “I come bearinggifts.” He gestured over his shoulder to… Chad?

“Chad’s my gift?” Unless Daddy bought Chad some penileimplants and a better attitude, Chad was hardly a good gift.

Daddy laughed. “No. Look behind him.”

“The bellhop?” I said with significantly more excitement.

Chad gave me a look.

“Look down.”

I already am. And I very much liked what I saw. His littlebellhop pants were hugging him in all the right places. But then I saw whatDaddy was really talking about: the presents on the luggage cart. “Ah!” I squealed.“Christmas Eve presents!”

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