Page 41 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

“I thought our big plan was to give them gifts?” asked Ash.

“Right. We thought of that after I’d drawn up plans for thecompetition. So I threw those plans in the trash.”

“Not trash,” said Slavanka. “Mail bin.”

“Either way, Teddybear and Ghostie must have found the plans.So earlier today when they said they’d take care of it, they meant they’dexecuteourplan.”

“What if plan go to Santa? With Christmas lists?” saidSlavanka.

“Yes!” agreed Ash. “That makes so much more sense. Ghostieand Teddybear are awesome, but do you really think they could have set all thisup? How would they have even known about this secret room?”

“That’s actually a really good point…”Did Santa really doall this?It didn’t matter either way. Because the fact was,someonehad. And now it was up to us to execute the plan and make the alliance with theLocatellis and Chadwicks. “Let’s get dressed,” I said. “We have presents todeliver!”

I ran over to my changing station and started rifling throughthe rack of outfits. All of them were red and white, but each was a differentstyle. The first one was just a long sleeve felt dress with fur trim on thehem, sleeves, and way-too-high neckline.Nope.Then there was a pantsromper. A shorts romper.No and no.A matching set of booty shorts and alittle fur crop top.Maybe.But it didn’t really read sexy elf to me. Itwas more pornstar at a Christmas rave looking to get some dick.

I kept looking. And then I found it.

The perfect sexy elf outfit.

It was a tiny little red dress with a corseted top and ashort, flared skirt. Classic and sexy. And when paired with the red and whitestriped thigh-high boots at my station, I had a feeling it was going to showoff just the right amount of thigh.

I wriggled into it and looked in the mirror.

Yup. I was right. It was perfect. I added some redlipstick, matching red gloves, and finished it off by pulling my ski mask on. Usuallymy hair would have been all balled up in the top of the mask, but thanks to mybrilliant idea to have the top cut off, my long blonde hair cascaded down ontomy bare shoulders.

I was officially the hottest of all Santa’s little helpers. Althoughit was possible Ash or Slavanka would give me a run for my money…

I turned around to see what outfits they had chosen.

Slavanka had gone for a dress pretty similar to mine, but itwas all white and the waistline was a little higher. It kind of looked vaguely Russian.Or maybe I was just giving that vibe because of the white ushanka she’d put onover her ski mask.

And Ash chose…

Wow.

“Bold choice,” I said as I took in Ash’s whole deal. It wasactually a series of bold choices. Because not only had she gone for theChristmas rave pornstar outfit, but she’d also wrapped her hair around a specialheadband to make it look like she had candy cane shaped horns. That wasn’t evenher bravest choice, though. That title belonged to the green and white stripedtemporary lip tattoo that she’d applied. Yes, it looked awesome. But I knewbetter than to use those. Lip tattoos didnotsurvive blowjobs well.

“What?” she asked as she checked her ass out in the mirror. “We’resupposed to be Santa’s sexy elves, right?”

“Oh, it wasn’t an insult. You look fucking amazing.” I walkedover and honked her tits twice.

“I hope Santa likes it,” she said. “I want him to rip it offof...” Her eyes got big and she coughed.

“What was that?” I asked. “I didn’t catch the end of that?”

“I said I hope it doesn’t rip. Yup,” she said with a nod. “That’swhat I said.”

“Girl, that’s not what you said. You said you want Santa torip it off you. And honestly, I kind of think he might.”

“That isn’t what I said!” She looked back in the mirror. “Isit too much? It is. I should change.”

She started to shrug out of her top, but she froze when the Christmasmusic on the gramophone got all scratchy and switched to a recording of a deepvoice.

“Present delivery begins in five minutes. Please make yourway to the atrium. Thank you for your cooperation.”

“Ah!” screamed Ash. “Santa just talked to us!”

Did he? Because it sure sounded a lot like Teddybear’s voiceto me…

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