Page 46 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

“Holy shit,” said one of them. “I can’t believe the legends areactually true.”

“Told you we’d catch one,” said another.

“Get on your knees, slut,” demanded the third. He unbuttonedhis camo vest and then he went for the button on his fatigues.

Jesus. I’d seen a lot of good abs in my life, but thesewere fucking ridiculous. And I wanted my tongue to take the place of his dog tagsbetween his rock-hard pecs. All I could think about was getting on my knees andpleasuring all three of these beautiful soldiers. That was what a proper sexyelf would do. But that would take some time. And I was in a bit of a timecrunch.

Crunch! That’s it!

I looked down at the cookie in my hand and a plan popped intomy head.

“So you’re all in agreement that he gets me?” I asked, pointingto the one in the vest.

“What do you mean?” asked one of the others.

“You catch an elf, you get a blowjob. But you have to choosewhich one of you gets it.” That wasn’t true. I was pretty sure that thisdelivery would only count if I made all of them cum. But I had a plan for that.

“I want the blowjob,” said one of the guys. “This was myidea.”

“Yeah, but I outrank you,” said another.

“Fuck you both,” said the guy with the abs. “I’m a greenberet, so she’s mine.” He pointed to his beret. Although I wasn’t sure if itwas to illustrate his point to his friends or just to show me his jacked arms.

“Actually,” I said, “None of you get a blowjob. Because youdidn’t leave me any milk.”

“Yes we did,” said one of them.

“Did you?” I pointed to the glass of milk that I’d drankright before they caught me.

“Fuck,” said the green beret and punched another one in thearm. “You idiot. You hadonejob.”

“I swear I put it there,” he protested.

“How about this,” I said. “I’m going to go do another delivery.And if that glass is filled with milk when I get back, I’ll blow one of you.”

“Do we have any more milk?” asked the green beret.

The one closest to the fridge opened it up and moved a fewthings. “Nope. Just beer.”

“There are other kinds of milk,” I said with a wink. Just tobe sure they got what I was saying, I grabbed the green beret’s crotch. Then Ihanded him the empty cup and walked out of the room.

I could hear their pants all falling to the floor as I closedthe door.

Well that worked surprisingly well.

I did a few more deliveries and then went back to check on mythree soldiers. They were all standing around a table with their pants aroundtheir ankles.

“Do you have my milk for me?” I asked.

“Yes, ma’am,” said the green beret. He held up the glass filledwith milky white cum.

I grabbed the cookie, dunked it into the cum, and took abite.

Oh fuck yes.

This was so much better than milk. Salty sweet perfection.

I dunked the cookie again and finished it off. And then I tippedthe glass and let the rest drip into my mouth.

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