Page 53 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

“True love isn’t really my domain. But I know a guy. I’ll seewhat I can do.”

“Thank you, Santa.” She gave him a big hug and then walked backto us.

Well that was adorable. I thought for sure she was going toask him for a new AK47 or a signed first edition ofFoundations of Leninism.

“Who’s next?” asked Santa.

I looked at Ash.

“You go,” she whispered. “I’m too nervous! I don’t know whatto ask for. I can’t get that hot chocolate out of my head. But it seems like Ishould ask for something better. Like a new sweater. What? No. I don’t evenlike sweaters. Too itchy in the armpits. God, is it hot in here? It feels hot.”She started fanning herself.

“Girl, it’s not hot in here. The roof is open and it’s like 2degrees outside.” I pointed up at the snowflakes falling from the part of the glassroof that Ghostie and Teddybear had somehow slid open.

I walked up to Santa and sat on his lap.

“Merry Christmas, Chastity,” he said. “Have you been naughtyor nice?”

“I can be both,” I said with a wink.

He shifted underneath me and I thought for sure I felt hishard cock against my leg.

Bad Santa!Santa wasn’t supposed to get boners when girlssat on his lap. Although…usually girls sitting on Santa’s lap weren’t dressed likewe were. And also…this wasn’t Santa. It was Teddybear. Right? I stared into hiseyes. They were the same color as Teddybear’s. But…they seemed a littledifferent. Eh, it was probably just the big white beard that was throwing meoff. Or maybe it was his peppermint cologne.

“What would you like for Christmas?” he asked.

“I want a nice, thick, 8-inch cock,” I said.

Santa’s Adam’s apples rose and then fell as he stared at me. “Definitelynaughty, then. No gift for you this year, I’m afraid.”

“Wait,” I said. And then I leaned in to whisper. “It’s notfor me. It’s for my friend.” I nodded my head to Ash.

“Hmmm,” said Santa, stroking his big white beard. “Givingyour wish up to help another? Maybe you’re on the nice list after all.”

“Does that mean you’ll make it come true? Pretty please,Santa?” I was going to explode soon if I didn’t get rid of my celibacy vow. Agirl could only go without sex for so long. #BlueBallsKillGirlsToo.

“I’ll see what I can do. Next!” he yelled.

I got off his lap and went back over to Ash and Slavanka.

“Did you seriously just ask Santa for a thick cock?” askedAsh.

I nodded.

“What’d you whisper to him?”

“You’ll see,” I said.I hope.“Ready to make yourwish?”

“Yes. No. Yes! God, I hope I don’t do anything weird. Orinappropriate. He’s really hot, right? Is this outfit too much?”

“Just go,” I said and gave her a little shove.

She stumbled forward and then stepped back. “Give me asecond.” She took a deep breath and looked down to make sure her outfit was allin place.

While she did that, I locked eyes with Slavanka and pointedto the oversized bow on my boob.

She nodded.

Hopefully that meant she knew what I was saying.

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