Page 59 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

“They aren’t our allies. They never said they agreed.”

I turned to the banana king and Tommy. “What will it be? Dowe have an alliance? Or do you want to miss out onthis.” I gestured tomy naked body.

“Counter proposal,” said the banana king. “I walk up thereand fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk for a week. And then you’llfigure out a way to get our building permits reinstated.”

“And I’ll fuck you too,” added Tommy. “And then you’ll sendme the contact info for some of your father’s buyers. Otherwise I’ll be happyto tell Chad all about how you spent your Christmas Eve.”

I very much wanted to accept both of those proposals. Or atleast, the part about getting fucked. But I needed this alliance.

“What if we have a little contest?” I suggested. “Winner getsexactly what they want.”

“What’s the contest?” asked Tommy. “Dance off?”

“It has to be a size contest,” said the banana king. “That’sthe only proper way to determine something of this magnitude.”

“Not happening,” growled Ghostie.

The banana king laughed. “You scared I’m bigger?”

Ghostie should have been scared of that. Because the bananaking was definitely bigger than him. So that idea was out. But that gave me aneven better idea. “Having a big cock is great, but it’s more about what you dowith it. So how about this. Instead of a size contest, let’s have a contest tosee who can give out the most orgasms.” It was a little risky, but Ghostie knewmy body like the back of his hand. There was no way he would lose.

The banana king must have realized that, because he didn’tlook convinced.

I was about to cash in on my favor that he owed me, but thenhis eyes focused on something behind me.

I turned around and saw Ash walking back around from behindSanta’s throne. They’d really been going at it for a while back there.

“I’m in,” said the banana king. “But only if Ash is part ofit. I want that virgin…”

He stopped midsentence as Santa came up behind Ash and bent herover the throne.

“What the fuck?!” yelled the banana king.

“Aw,” I said. “Were you hoping to take her virginity? Sorry,but Santa beat you to it. You can still have seconds though.” I turned to Tommy.“You in?”

He gave me the up-down and nodded.

Ghostie scowled at them. But he didn’t say no.

Ah! Yes! Christmas orgy!

“What are you all waiting for?” I asked. “Are you gonna comefuck us? Or do we get to have all the fun without you?” I grabbed Slavanka andmade out with her. Single Girl Rule #30: Girl on girl action is only gay if noguys were watching. And in this case…guys weredefinitelywatching. Istared at them out of the corner of my eye as I reached up and grabbed one of Slavanka’stits.

Ghostie was on me in a second. He tossed me over his shoulderand carried me away from the other men. And on the way, he slid a couplefingers in me and curled them in that way I loved.

Oh fuck.I nearly orgasmed just like that. But I wasable to control myself. I didn’t want the other guys to think the contest wasrigged. Even though it totally was.

As Ghostie carried me between two giant presents, the bananaking and Tommy focused their attention on Slavanka. They each grabbed part ofher outfit and pulled, unravelling the entire thing. And then she was on herknees.

She looked so fucking excited when they unzipped their pantsand whipped out their giant cocks.

I didn’t see what happened next, because Ghostie put me down.

“Hands on the present,” he growled. “And spread your legs.”

Yes please.I did exactly as he demanded.

And then he was inside of me.

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