Page 65 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

“Why is your head wrapped in wrapping paper?” I asked.

“What?” asked Ash. “Did that not happen to you guys?” Shereached up and made a little eyehole for herself.

“Nope,” I said. “After we got separated on the belt, I felt awarm gust of air. It smelled like snuggling by the fire on Christmas Eve. I couldn’thave asked for a more relaxing entrance into Santa’s Spa.”

“Yes, yes,” agreed Slavanka. “Conveyor belt drop me into impossiblythick fur. Feel like warm hug from Ded Moroz himself.”

“Huh,” said Ash as she made a second eye hole for herself. “Myentrance was a little different. I got picked up by some metal claws and heldupside down while the sorting machine wrapped my head in wrapping paper andstuck a bow on my ass.”

Ooooh.That explained why Ash screamed shortly afterwe got separated. “Wow. Well, maybe you just got mixed up with a present. I’msure the massage that followed more than made up for it.”

“I didn’t get a massage,” said Ash.

“Me no either,” agreed Slavanka. “Instead, three elf teach mehow to craft traditional nut cracker out of thousand-year-old Siberian oak. Mostenriching experience of life. I cherish forever.”

“For real?” asked Ash. “I just got tossed onto another conveyorbelt by the mechanical arms. And I couldn’t see a damn thing, but I coulddefinitely feel myself tumbling down about thirty feet of belt. When I finally gotto the bottom, I was on all fours with my ass hanging off the side. So this elfwalked up behind me and stuck a candy cane right in my cooch. And then he tookit out and stuffed me full of gumdrops.”

“But then they ate them out of you, right?” I asked. “I’llnever forget the way that elf licked the syrup off my pussy. By the time he wasdone, there wasn’t a drop left. And then the three elves wrapped me in thesebeautiful lights.” I gestured to the diamond studded lights encircling my body.“I don’t think a man has ever treated my body with such delicacy and respect.”

“Mine different,” said Slavanka. “Quartet of balalaika elfplay most magical rendition ofWaltz of the Flowerswhile other elf danceme across floor. Feel like float on cloud. By end, I all wrapped in diamond Christmaslight jewelry.”

Ash’s mouth dropped open. “Our lights are diamond studded?” Sheraised her arm in front of the little eye holes she’d made. “Wait, why aren’tmine?”

“Maybe they ran out?” I said. Her elves had definitely justwrapped her in a normal strand of Christmas lights. The ones with the darkgreen wires designed to disappear into a Christmas tree.

“It look like you wrapped by teen boy who look up bondage on internet,”said Slavanka.

She wasn’t wrong. Ash’s lights didn’t follow any pattern likemine and Slavanka’s. They were just wrapped around her all willy nilly. “Didyou fall over while they were putting them on you or something?”

“No! I think my elf was struggling to keep pace with the belt.He must have been jogging beside it as he wrapped me with these lights. And thewhole time he kept shoving bigger and bigger candy canes in my pussy.”

“Are you sure that’s what happened?” I asked.

“Pretty sure. But it was hard to tell with this wrappingpaper over my head. Why?”

“Because…” I pointed up to a TV screen hanging over the factorydoor. It was showing a replay of exactly what happened to Ash, complete withsubtitles.

Ash’s eyes got huge when she saw the footage.

“Ah! Why is that elf taking his cock out?!” she screamed. “Andwhat’s that stool for?”

We all watched the replay of an elf hopping up onto a stool. AsAsh went by on the belt, he wrangled her with some Christmas lights and fuckedher from behind until the belt pulled her away. As she left his grasp, hegrabbed a wooden stamp and pressed it onto her ass.

“Did that elf just stamp your ass?” I asked.

“Uhh…” She turned. Sure enough, there was a big red stamp onher ass that said TESTED. Actually…there wasn’t just one stamp.

I turned back to the screen to watch a second elf do the samething as the first, tangling her up a little more in the lights as he fuckedher.

“Oh my God!” yelled Ash. “Those naughty little elves!” Icould tell she was trying to sound shocked. But she wasn’t a very good actress.

And the closed captions confirmed my suspicions when theydisplayed: “[ASH MOANING] Fuck me harder, you naughty little elves.”

Then a third elf took a turn on her. And then a fourth, buthis dick looked a little small.

The close caption changed to: “Boo. I want a bigger candycane.”

“I didn’t say that!” said Ash.

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