“Mhm. Suuuure you didn’t.”

The final elf in line tucked his little penis back into hislederhosen and was replaced by an elf that wasalmostas hot as syrupelf. He undid his pants and pulled out an absoluteunit.Instead of usinga stool like the others, he snapped at the tiny-dicked elf and made him get onall fours by the belt. And then he hopped onto his back and used him as a stoolwhile he fucked Ash from behind. He didn’t mess with the lights, either. Hejust had some other elves run up and hold her in place while he had his waywith her.

“Whoa, girl,” I said, pointing to her leg shaking on the screen.“Did that elf make you come?”

“No, that was just a leg cramp. I think.”

“You don’t know the difference between a cramp and an orgasm?!”

“No…”

I stared at her. “Ash. Have you never had an orgasm before?”

She shrugged.

“Santa didn’t give you one when he was fucking you againsthis throne?”

“Maybe?”

“So sad,” said Slavanka.

“Girl, you’d know if he had. You poor thing. I can’t believeyou’ve never experienced life’s greatest pleasure.” No wonder she was always soneurotic. I’d be crazy too if I never got to come. “We’re going to fix thisimmediately. Where are our guys?” I looked around, but they were nowhere to beseen. Not that I could see very far. The maze of giant presents blocked my viewof 95% of the atrium. “Come on,” I said and grabbed her arm. “One of theselucky guys is about to change your life.”

Chapter 15 – The More the Merrier

Christmas Eve, 2013

We found the boys helping Santa reload all the presents that Ashhad knocked over.

I was relieved that the guys were still here. But also…I knewthey weren’t going to go anywhere. There was no way they’d leave mid-Christmas-orgy.

I whistled and they all looked over at us.

“Listen up, boys,” I said. “It’s just been brought to my attentionthat Ash here has never had an orgasm. So…triple points to whoever gets herfirst.”

“Chastity!” hissed Ash. “What are you doing?!” Her face wasbright red.

“You’ll thank me later.”

Tommy was first to jump off the sleigh. But he was out ofluck, because the banana king was at one of the wrapping stations touching upsome presents that had lost their bows.

Ash’s eyes went straight to his monster cock swinging betweenhis legs. It wasn’t rock hard like it had been earlier, but the thing was stillmassive.

I thought she might run again. But she didn’t. She just puther hand on her hip and smiled at him.

Brave girl.

“Wait!” called Ghostie just before the banana king got toAsh. “Triple points is a big deal. Why does he get to go first?”

I stepped in front of Ash to block the banana king. “He’sright,” I said.

“Fine,” said the banana king. “Size contest to see who goesfirst.” He pointed down at his humungous cock. “I win. Now step aside.”

He tried to step around me, but Slavanka blocked his pathtoo.

“We’re not having a size contest,” I said. Those are only funif it’s a mystery as to who is the biggest. But I like the idea of randomizingit. Will you be partaking, Santa?”

“I’ll sit out of this one,” he called back. “Gotta get thissleigh organized so I can do my deliveries when we’re done here. I think my naughtylittle elf can handle herself from here.” He winked at Ash.