Page 67 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

Weird.Teddybear was really taking his role of Santaseriously. He knew he didn’t actually have to deliver any presents, right? And I’dbeen dreaming of him fucking me again too.Gah.

It didn’t matter, though. This game worked better if therewere even numbers of guys and girls. “Let’s do this: We’ll take three candy canesand break them into different lengths. And then us girls will each draw one. Longestdraw gets paired with the longest cock. Second longest gets paired with thesecond longest. And shortest will go with the shortest cock. You’ll get threeminutes with us, and then we’ll rotate.”

The guys all agreed.

“Excellent!” I said. “Who has candy canes?”

We all looked at Santa.

“The candy usually comes out last. Don’t want it to get crushedby the other presents. But if one of you wants to run to the factory…”

“Hell no,” said Ash. “Your perverted little helpers alreadytook turns on me once.” She turned around and showed him the stamps on her ass.“Who knows what they’d do to me if I went back.”

“Was that not what you wanted?” asked Santa. “Your Christmas listwas just cock five times. And while I was fucking you against my throne yousaid, and I quote, ‘After you finish all over my face I can’t wait for yourfilthy little elves to run train on me.’ ”

Ash turned bright red. “Santa! That was a private moment!”

He shrugged. “Anyway, if you don’t want to get candy canes, Ihave another way to determine the order. Each of you need to choose a giant present.”

“How will that work?” I asked.

“You’ll see,” he said with a wink.

Okay…Each of us walked over and stood by a differentgiant present.

“When you’re ready, just give a little knock,” said Santa.

I reached up and knocked on the side of my present.

At first nothing happened. But then a circle fell out of the sideof the present, leaving a hole at waist height that was about five inches indiameter. A penis poked through. And it wasn’t just any penis. It was a lovely eight-inchcock. The fact that it was uncircumcised made me think it probably belonged to oneof the bellhops. Which made sense. The winning team had been hiding in thesepresents, so maybe the losing teams had also been in them.

Slavanka knocked on her present and the same thing happened. Thepenis she got was also uncut. Probably another bellhop. But it was way too small.It was a good thing Ash hadn’t lost her virginity to that bellhop. That wouldhave been devastating.

We all looked at Ash.

“It all comes down to what’s inside your present,” I said. “Ifit’s longer than the one I got, then the banana king gets you first.”

Ash slowly lifted her fist and gave a timid little knock on herpresent.

A hole fell away. And then a black tip appeared. Inch byinch, more of it came through the hole.

Her eyes got big when it got to about seven inches. And hermouth dropped when it got past eight. By the time it got to nine inches, Ashjust got on her knees and started sucking it.

She hardly got to enjoy it at all, though. Because the bananaking grabbed her and carried her over to his wrapping table. He cleared his tablewith one arm, sending scissors and tape and wrapping paper all crashing to theground. And then he tossed Ash onto the table.

“I’ve been waiting for this moment for months,” he said as strokedhis huge cock. He ran his other hand down her neck to one of her breasts.

Ash gasped as he squeezed her nipple.

“Your body is so responsive,” he groaned. “This is gonna befun.” His hand followed the dip of her waist, getting ever closer to her achingpussy. But instead of sliding a finger inside of her, he kept his hand moving. Hetraced her leg all the way down to her ankle. And then he pushed her leg to theside. “Would you girls like to help me with this?” he asked, nodding at herankle.

Of course.

Slavanka and I ran over and each grabbed one of her ankles,spreading her legs as wide as they would go.

“You ready for this?” he asked.

Ash nodded.

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