Page 74 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

“We too late,” yelled Slavanka. “Hop on!”

I swung my legs up and got into the sleigh just as it crashedthrough the glass window. The cold air hit me immediately. And then the wind wasblowing through my hair as we hurdled down the mountain.

Ash was completely unphased. Honestly, I didn’t think she hadany idea what was happening. She was just happily getting fucked.

“Ash!” I yelled.

“Huh?” she stopped sucking long enough to turn and look atme. And then her eyes got huge. “HOLY FUCK WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Just then, we hit a bump.

Slavanka and I were in the front of the sleigh, so we wentairborne first. Then Flash left his feet, bringing Ash with him. The two ofthem might have flown away if she hadn’t had a death grip on two of the bananabro’s cocks.

I grabbed onto the railing and braced myself for impact as welanded back on the slope.

Ash hopped up beside me and Slavanka.

“How do we steer?!” she yelled. There was no steering wheel. Justa bunch of buttons on the dashboard.

“You can’t!” yelled Santa.

I spun around. Santa had just pulled up beside us in one ofhis other sleighs. Ghostie and the banana king were seated in the back holdingon for dear life.

“You forgot your reindeer!” he yelled.

“So did you!” I said, pointing to the lack of reindeer at thefront of his sleigh.

He looked at me funny and pulled on some reins, turning hissleigh slightly to the right.

What the hell?

“You all need to sit down!” he yelled. “And keep the presentson!” He added something about how the weight of the presents was an important counterbalance,but we’d all stopped listening.

Flash started grabbing packages as they flew out of Santa’ssack. The banana bros, on the other hand, were sitting across the bench andseemed to be enjoying the ride.

“There are no more seats!” yelled Ash.

“Guess we’re sitting on laps, then,” I said. I ran over and straddledthe middle banana bro. His thick cock sliding into me helped calm my nerves.

“Hell yeah,” said one of the bros as Ash hopped on top ofhim.

Slavanka took the final seat.

And I officially had a new favorite way to fuck.

Every little rock that we hit thrust their cocks up into us. Itwas like riding my vibrating jet ski, but a bajillion times better.

And being able to share it with my girls made it that much morefun.

We hit a little bump and all our lights flickered. And thenwe hit a big bump.

“Fuuuuuck,” we all moaned as we went airborne, each stillfilled with a huge cock. And then we slammed back down. I’d never felt anythinglike it. We all screamed with pleasure as the night sky lit up with our Christmaslights. And our lights didn’t go out until Santa freaked us the fuck out.

“You’re gonna crash!” he yelled. “As soon as you hit the peakof your jump, push the eject button.”

Flash hurtled between me and Ash and ran to the dashboard.

“Which button!?” he yelled.

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