Page 81 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

“Merry Christmas, girls,” he said.

“Merry Christmas, Santa,” we all replied.

“If you’re good girls, maybe you’ll see me again next year.” Hewinked at us and climbed up the fireplace.

Boss exit, Teddybear.I’d never seen someone so committedto a role before. Doing that for Ash had been the sweetest Christmas presentever.

I stood up and walked over to the guys. They’d all collapsedon the couch.

“Time to tally the orgasms,” I said. “Who’s first?”

“I’ll go first,” said Flash. “But can you tell me why we’rekeeping track of orgasms?”

“Whoever gave out the most orgasms gets whatever they want,”said the banana king. “Spoiler alert: I won.”

“You sure? I got Ash a whole bunch of times.” Flash lookeddown at the sharpie marks on his chest. “I think I got twelve total.”

“Impressive,” said the banana king. “But I got eighteen. Cananyone beat that?”

“Damn,” said Tommy. “You got so lucky with those triple pointsfor Ash’s first. You’ve got me beat. Unless the three of us can total our score?”

I shook my head.Silly Toms.“Ghostie?” I asked.

He started counting his sharpie marks. But he’d gotten off toa slow start, so he came in one orgasm short. “Damn,” he said. “Seventeen forme.”

“Yes!” yelled the banana king, pumping his fist in the air. “Iwin! Told you we could have settled it with a size contest.”

“But you would have lost,” said Flash, pointing to his hugecock.

“Fuck off,” said the banana king. He turned back to me. “Whencan I expect those building permits to be reinstated?”

“Aren’t you forgetting something?” I asked.

“To fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk for a week? Iguess that was part of what I requested.”

“No, not that. You’re forgetting that there were three otherpeople involved in this competition. And judging by the cum all over Ash, Ithink there might be another contender.”

“Huh?” said Ash.

“How many orgasms didyougive out?” I asked Ash.

“Let’s see… Santa came on my face at the very start.” She putone finger up. “And then I got Ghostie, all three banana bros…” Five fingers upnow. “Flash, kinda, but Chastity saved me from getting filled.” She put a sixthfinger up.

“That one doesn’t count,” said banana king.

“Fair enough,” I agreed.

Ash put her sixth finger back down. “The banana king drenchedme.” She put her finger back up. “And then all three banana bros came insideme.” She bit her lip as she got up to nine. “And then Santa again. So ten.” Shegave everyone spirit fingers to show off her ten orgasms.

“So close,” said the banana king. “Yet so far.”

“Oh,” said Ash. “And I also blew nine soldiers. So that’s nineteen.”

“Nope,” said the banana king. “Those don’t count.”

“Do me afavorand say they do,” I said.

“You’re seriously cashing in your favor on this?”

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