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I nodded.

He sighed. “Fine.”

“Ash wins!” I yelled and held her hand in the air like avictorious boxer. “What would you like for your reward?”

“Your thing,” she said. “The alliance.”

“It’s settled then,” I said. “The Morgans, Locatellis, andChadwicks are officially in an alliance. I’ll draw up some paperwork that Iexpect signed and in my stocking by sunrise. Thanks for a fun night, boys!” I blewthem a kiss and walked upstairs.

Chapter 18 – Santa Came!

Christmas Morning, 2013

“Chastity, Chastity!” screamed Ash as she jumped up and downon my bed. “It’s Christmas morning! I wonder if Santa came!”

“Oh, Santa definitely came,” I replied with a wink.

“REALLY?!”

Girl, yes.All over us.

“Ugh,” groaned Chad and put a pillow over his head to blockout the noise. “What time is it?”

“Stocking time!” yelled Ash. She looked so freaking excited.

Her excitement was contagious. Or maybe I was just naturallyexcited because it was Christmas morning! I’d gotten Daddy and Chad the best presents.I’d gotten Ash, Ghostie, and Teddybear the best presents too, but they’d alreadygotten to enjoy them last night. #BestOrgyEver.

The only thing that could ruin this morning was if we all gotmassacred. But that probably wasn’t going to happen.

“WAIT!” said Ash. “Do you guys see what I see?” She was wideeyed staring out the balcony door.

I turned to see what she was looking at, fully expecting tosee the ruined sleigh. But it wasn’t there.

Huh. Weird.

“It snowed! It’s a white Christmas!”

“Of course it snowed,” groaned Chad. “We’re at a ski resortin the Bavarian Alps in December.”

Fuck off, Chad.“Ah! White Christmas!” I pulled offthe covers and started jumping on the bed with Ash.

“Let’s go open our presents!” she yelled.

“Yeah! You go wake up Slavanka while I get dressed. I’ll meetyou in the hallway in two minutes.”

Ash looked down at my naked tits bouncing everywhere as Ijumped on the bed. “That’s probably a good idea.” She hopped off and went towake Slavanka.

“How does that girl have so much energy?” asked Chad.

“Because it’s Christmas morning! The real question is, how doyounothave more energy?”

“I had a weird night.”

“Oh?” I asked.

“Yeah. I had the craziest dream.”

“Aw. Were you dreaming of Santa?”

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