Page 83 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

“Kind of? First I dreamt that these four big black men werecreeping in from our balcony. Full nude. And erect.” He shuddered.

Oh shit.I tried not to laugh. “Wow,” I said. “That’squite the dream.”

“That’s not all. I woke up after that and couldn’t get backto sleep. So I went downstairs to get a drink…”

Warm milk with ice and whipped cream, you freak.

“…And while I was getting it, I had this vision of you tiedup in Christmas lights riding Santa while you jerked off two of those blackguys.”

I couldn’t hold in my laughter anymore. “Babe! That’s such anaughty dream!”

“It was insane. After that I just couldn’t get back to sleep.And you weren’t here…” He paused and looked at me. “Wait. Where were you allnight?”

At a Christmas Eve orgy.“Just working on some last-minutepresents. But I don’t think I was out that late. Come on, let’s go see whatSanta gave us in our stockings. Maybe he left you a thank you note for lettinghim and his big black elves sneak in and fuck your girl.”

He tossed a pillow at me. “Not funny, babe.”

I finished getting dressed. Ash and Slavanka were waiting inthe hallway for us.

“Is it time?!” asked Ash.

“Yup. Let’s do it.” I cupped my hand over my mouth and calleddownstairs to Daddy. “Can we come down?!”

“One second, princess,” he called back. I heard footstepsdownstairs as Daddy walked around the room getting everything ready for ourgrand entrance.

The fireplace clicked a few times and then lit with awhooshing noise.

Christmas music started playing.

And finally the hallway in front of us lit up with the glowof Christmas lights as Daddy plugged the Christmas trees in.

“Come on down!” he called.

Ash sprinted down the hallway. I thought she was gonna flydown the stairs, but instead she stopped dead in her tracks. “Woooooooow.”

Wow was right. Daddy always got me a lot of presents. But neverlike this. Every surface of the great room was covered in presents of allshapes and sizes. Which was fortunate, because if the carpet hadn’t beencovered, Daddy and Chad would have had a lot of questions about all the cum stainseverywhere.

We all ran down the stairs as Daddy stood at the bottom andsnapped pictures of us.

“Wait,” he said. “That one was blurry.”

But Ash didn’t give a fuck. She just ran past him, hurdled acouple presents, and snatched her stocking off the mantel. I was right behindher.

I was about to pull the first present out of my stocking whenAsh dumped her whole stocking on the floor. Ferrero Rochers rolled everywhere. Ashdid her best to corral them, but then she got distracted by a long rectangular presentthat had been in her stocking.

She flipped it over and read the tag. “To Ash. From Teddybear.Aw. I didn’t know he was gonna get me anything.” She tore into the paper andheld up a long black rod. “A dildo?” she whispered.

“Girl, that’s a taser,” I said.

“Dildo, taser. Same, same,” said Slavanka.

“Russians use tasers as dildos?” asked Ash. For some reason,she locked eyes with Daddy as she said it. Her face turned bright red. “Ohlook,” she said, trying to change the subject as quickly as possible. “Apresent for you, Chastity!” She grabbed the closest present and tossed it tome.

I looked at the tag. “It’s actually for you. From Santa.” Itossed it back to her.

She opened it and pulled out the cutest green lingerie withwhite fur trim.

Aw, Daddy!That was so sweet of him to get herlingerie and pretend like it was from Santa.

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