Page 95 of Single Girl Rules: HoHoHo

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Silly, Chastity,” said Slavanka. “You mailHome Aloneplans away. No Ghostie Teddybear.”

She’d mentioned that before.Wait.Holy shit.

It was totally insane. But there was only one explanation forwhat had happened.

I really must have put those plans in the mail bin instead ofthe trash. And then we’d mailed our Christmas lists to the North Pole. So themailman must have assumed that was where the plans went as well.

And then Santa made all our Christmas wishes come true.

Ash got laid.

Daddy was saved from the Christmas morning massacre.

And I got cock. Lots and lots of cock.

Ash wished for more cock, and she got even more than I did. She’dbe thrilled to hear that she’d earned a free trip courtesy of Single Girl Rule #44:Girls’ trips are contests to see who can suck the most cocks. The winner doesn’thave to pay.

She’d be even more thrilled when she remembered that FREAKINGSANTA took her virginity!

He was real. He had to be.Oh my God, Santa is fuckingreal!I jumped up and down to the Christmas music.

Now that I really thought about it, I wasn’t sure why I hadn’tbelieved it earlier.

There was no way Ghostie and Teddybear could have stuffed theglass atrium with all those giant presents that quickly.

And where would they have found all those short kings to pretendto be elves?

And the sleighs…

Santa had been able to steer his sleigh with those reins. Asif the reins were attached to reindeer. Magical, invisible reindeer.

Not only that, but he’d gone down that chimney like a pro. Andhis cum tasted like peppermint.

Yup, I was convinced.

It also explained why Ash had pretty much exclusively gotten lingeriefor Christmas. Santa must have enjoyed their time together. He really was sogood at gift giving.

I smiled. Santa was real. And Santa had taken Ash’svirginity. And I’d fucked Santa too!

Ah! Best. Christmas. EVER!

Epilogue - I Love That For Me

Saturday - Oct 10, 2026

“OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THAT FOR ME!” yelled Ash.

“I do too!” I yelled back.

“I really lost my virginity to Santa? For real?”

I nodded.

“I haven’t believed all your stories about the Single GirlRules, but this one seems legit.”

“It is.”And so are all the others. And they’re all equallyepic.

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