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Sirens wailed in the distance.

“And if you tell anyone we were here, we’re all going to take turns fucking your daughter.”

“What the hell?!”

“And she’ll be calling me daddy instead of you, you little bitch.”

I couldn’t help but laugh.

“We have to go!” Ian yelled.

But I didn’t want McCarty to not know who had done this. I grabbed the front of his shirt and pulled him closer. “Can you see me now, you old prick?”

“James…”

“You heard me before, right? Don’t ever talk to my girl again. Are we clear? Because this was nothing compared to what my crazy brother wanted to do. So if you so much as look at Penny again we’ll be back.”

He nodded.

“And don’t creep on any other students either.”

“You’re one to talk,” he said.

Okay, he had a death wish. I would have punched him again, but Rob threw one of the unused bottles of laundry detergent at him instead. Right in the groan.

McCarty wheezed and bent over. “Okay,” he groaned. “Okay, just leave me alone.”

“Take that!” Rob said. “And remember what I said! If the cops show up at our place your daughter will be choking on my cock tomorrow night!”

“That’s enough,” Ian said and grabbed our arms and pulled us off the front porch.

The sirens grew louder.

Rob tripped over one of the many bottles of laundry detergent we’d left scattered throughout the yard as we ran to the car. We all climbed in and Ian put his foot down on the gas.

“Damn it,” Rob said. “We didn’t get to turn his house into bubbles or blow it up. And Ian didn’t even fuck his daughter.”

“But his legs were completely covered in your shit,” I said with a laugh. And I got to punch him several times. I cracked my knuckles.

Rob laughed. “Yeah. That was pretty epic. But he better keep his mouth shut, because I only want that bookworm from the bar to call me daddy.”

Chapter 25

Friday

“No, that way,” I said with a laugh and helped Rob toward the guest room. We were both still drunk and now Rob kept complaining about his upset stomach. I wasn’t sure why that made him so bad at walking though. Or maybe I was the one that was bad at walking.

“But I want to sleep in your bed with Penny,” he said.

“No.” I wished Ian had come in to help me with Rob. But then Penny might have seen him and…Shit, Penny.“Shhhh,” I hissed. “You’re going to wake her up.”

“Good. Then I can ask her for a cuddle and to rub my tummy.”

“No,” I said more firmly. “You can’t cuddle Penny. She’s mine.”

“Well I wouldn’t have to snuggle in your girlfriend’s tits if you’d have let me speak to that beautiful angel at the bar.”

I laughed. “Next time, man.” I helped him sit down on the bed.

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