I bust out laughing.

Brad kisses the top of her head."She would more."

"With Mandy," I state, and before either of them can acknowledge or deny it, I ask."So joining the swingers was to get closer to her?"

"No.We joined because Brad has a roving eye, and we thought joining a swingers group would offer him a variety and keep our marriage solid."She blocks her mouth with her hand so he can't read her lips and says to me."But he is getting bored.Please consider choosing my Prince Charming tonight."

He moves her hand away and says, "No secrets."

I laugh."But Brad, everyone has secrets."

"Not everyone," Bella says and sticks her tongue out at him.

"Yes, Bella.Everyone."I say confidently."But some are just better at hiding them."I look directly into Brad's eyes.

He blinks and looks away, then says."Come on, you two.Let's get back to the courtyard before Charlie comes down here looking for us."

I follow them back up the stairs to join the others.As soon as Charlie sees me, he makes a beeline over."Siri, I'm so glad you decided to come with TD.I've wanted to fuck you since the day I first laid eyes on you.And Mandy has been bugging the shit out of me to get TD into the house."

I hook his arm."Charlie!No small talk?"

He laughs."No, doll.No time.We both know I've been fantasizing about you since day one.Those business suits didn't hide your beautiful assets."He says as he devours my tits with his eyes."It's so rewarding to see them now displayed in such a dramatic fashion."

I laugh at him.Just wait; I know how to be dramatic!

He leads me back to the bar."We're about to start.Can I get you another drink before we head up?"

"No, I'm good, thanks."

TD joins us, and Charlie makes one last sales pitch."Keep in mind, Siri, when you make your choice tonight, I've wanted to fuck you the longest."

"I promise to give you a night to remember."

He grins at TD, slapping him on the back as he walks to Mandy.

TD sidles up to me, and I tell him, looking at the group of Swingers."You're one lucky, son of a bitch, TD.I don't appreciate the fucking swinger sex party surprise, and I'm going to punish you for that, but I like these people a lot.I've decided I'm going to make you the toast of the party after all."

"I knew you weren't as innocent as you portrayed yourself at work.You were never uptight about Charlie, Mandy, and me.You just ignored us."

I cut my eyes at him."That's true."

"Do you know who you are going to pick to fuck tonight?"

"I'm not picking anyone."

He looks at me."Mandy said earlier that you will get to pick first."

"I'm not picking anyone."

"You mean you are gonna fuck them all?"He looks shocked then smiles."Damn!I will be the toast of the party."

I smirk and roll my eyes."I almost forgot my purse.I'll be right back."I walk off to get my gun.

When I return, Darren taps his glass and formally announces to us."It's time to move upstairs, everyone."

TD and I follow Darren and Angela up the stairs without speaking.At the top, Darren turns and says."Welcome to the playroom.This is where the real fun happens."

TD walks in first, puts his hands in the air, and spins around."Wow!This is fantastic!"