Melanie: Are you sure I can’t bring something to your sister’s house?
Melanie: Dessert or something?
Tyler: No.
Melanie: I can bake something. I make really great oatmeal cookies.
Tyler: Oatmeal doesn’t belong in cookies.
Melanie: Excuse me?
Tyler: Oatmeal cookies would be lovely, but you don’t have an oven.
Melanie: I can use the communal kitchen.
Tyler: Do you have cookie sheets?
Melanie: Well, no. But I have aluminum foil and I can wrap the communal cookie sheet in that.
Tyler: …
Melanie: Don’t you dot me.
Tyler: You don’t get to have all the fun.
Tyler: …
Tyler: …
Tyler: …
Melanie: That’s not the way this works. That’s not the way any of this works.
Melanie: …
Tyler: I’ll see you in 2 hours. Just settle down. Hannah is going to love you. You don’t have to be or bring anything but yourself.
Melanie: *swoon*
Tyler: *brushes off shoulders* My work here is done.
Melanie: *rolls eyes* I love how modest you are.
Tyler: It’s my best quality.
Melanie: I wouldn’t say that.
Tyler: What?
Melanie: I’ll see you at 5!
Tyler: smh
10
Melanie
“I’msosorry, Tyler. I feel awful.”