Brandon

Drinks tonight? Meet at 8.

Hunter

I’m working late tonight, but I’ll try.

Liam

I’ll see if I can fit it into my very busy schedule.

Mason

Don’t be a dick, Evans. We all know you’re sitting on the couch with your hand down your pants. In fact, I’m on my way home, so I better not walk in on you fondling yourself again.

Brandon

Again?

Liam

That was one time…

Mason

One time too many!

Brandon

I’m bringing Lennon, so could you both keep your hands out of your pants?

Liam

And for your information, I’m not home. Currently preoccupied by a lady friend.

Mason

Then why are you on your phone if you’re sooo busy?

Liam

Fuck off. I have one free hand.

Brandon

Dude. Lennon read that.

Liam

Grow some balls, Locke. Going to be doing a couples massages next?

Brandon

Don’t be jealous, Evans. Open your heart to love, and you could get a couples massage too.

I snort at the thought of Liam being with any girl longer than a weekend.

Liam