Brandon
Drinks tonight? Meet at 8.
Hunter
I’m working late tonight, but I’ll try.
Liam
I’ll see if I can fit it into my very busy schedule.
Mason
Don’t be a dick, Evans. We all know you’re sitting on the couch with your hand down your pants. In fact, I’m on my way home, so I better not walk in on you fondling yourself again.
Brandon
Again?
Liam
That was one time…
Mason
One time too many!
Brandon
I’m bringing Lennon, so could you both keep your hands out of your pants?
Liam
And for your information, I’m not home. Currently preoccupied by a lady friend.
Mason
Then why are you on your phone if you’re sooo busy?
Liam
Fuck off. I have one free hand.
Brandon
Dude. Lennon read that.
Liam
Grow some balls, Locke. Going to be doing a couples massages next?
Brandon
Don’t be jealous, Evans. Open your heart to love, and you could get a couples massage too.
I snort at the thought of Liam being with any girl longer than a weekend.
Liam