Page 53 of Hiding From Laughter

For some reason he didn’t realize I’dinsulted him and he was back to snickering.

“That’s rude too.”

How was I supposed to explain that when mydrink was half gone already?

“Well, I love you more than anything in theworld, so I think you can talk to me without thinking about worries or words.”Micha was a pain in the butt and shrugged again when I groaned. “Let’s just tryit and see what happens.”

“I’ll happen.” I always happened. “Youjust…ugh.”

He needed to lap me.

Yes.

That was his job.

“Do it. Just do it.”

Carefully setting my drink down, I closedmy eyes and held out my arms. “I won’t fight you.”

“You are the cutest nut I’ve ever met.” Hewas being ridiculous, but he was also being smart because I heard him get upfrom his chair. “Can you be dramatically carried and hold your drink at thesame time?”

Hmm?

“No.” And I didn’t want to be sticky likethat. “You can make me sticky later.”

Cum was better than booze if we were goingto get messy.

Hmm.

He laughed again.

That might not have been just in my head.

“I agree.” Micha laughed as he picked meup, but my groan probably had something to do with it. And the moan. And thesigh.

Okay, maybe I was a little bit funny.

Just a tiny bit.

“Yes. You are. Especially when you’re drunkas a skunk.” He made a thinking sound as he shifted me around in his arms andopened the back door. “If you get too dramatic, I’m going to ask what you hadfor lunch. If there’d been food in your stomach that first drink wouldn’t havehit so hard.”

Shoot.

My body was cheating too.

Tattletale.

“I’m not dramatic.” There was no reason forhim to do something ridiculous like start asking about lunch. “I’m…I’m cute.”

Yes. He thought I was cute.

“You’re right.” Micha sat us down on thecouch and kissed my head as he snuggled me tighter against him. “You’re verycute, especially when you’re drunk and dramatic and trying not to talk to meabout everything in your head.”

“It’s leaking out.” Brain diapers should bea thing. “I keep trying to catch it but it’s not working.”

Everything was sneaky tonight, includingme.

I sighed, making sure Micha knew I wasfrustrated by that, but he chuckled. “I’ll catch your brains, so I don’t wantyou to worry about leaks or escapes.”

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