Page 54 of Hiding From Laughter

Ugh.

“When you’re done with your sound effects,I’d like to know what you thought of the scene last night.” He was so rude hedidn’t even sound worried.

Didn’t he know he was supposed to ease meinto that conversation?

So rude.

“I’ll never be done and you can’t make metell you that I liked it. I know my contract. I don’t have to tell you that.Just colors. I’m green. I’m stupid and I might need more special…specialwhatever that was. But I’m green and that’s all I have to say.” Contracts werehard but I was pretty sure that was what mine said.

Maybe.

“I’m glad you’re green.” Micha was such apain in the butt he kissed my head again and snuggled me so my face was pressedagainst his neck. “I’m going to tell you my green parts.”

For fuck’s sake.

“That’s cheating.” It had to be. “You can’tmake me know what you like.”

Micha’s chest jerked but he didn’t laughout loud that time. “You can get up and walk away at any point, but I feel liketalking.”

“I’ll…” I’d do something…but what? “I’ll godown on you. I will.”

He snorted.

“At this point I’m not sure you could findyourdick, much less mine.” Mumbling something about lunch and drunk nuts…whichmight’ve been about me…he sighed. “I liked being in control. That’s not asurprise, though.”

“No.” He was exhausting. “You like that andyou like taking care of me.”

I was a lot of work but he seemed to likeit.

There was no accounting for taste or commonsense.

“So the whole thing…the stuff…that was allsomething you liked because you controlled me so much you had to take care ofme.” I still didn’t understand making more work and liking it, but Micha wasconfusing sometimes.

“You’re really smart when you only have afew brains left.” Micha rubbed my back as he kissed my forehead. “I’m glad youunderstand.”

“That’s the easy part.” My parts were hard.His were easy. “The quiet toy keeps me from being a pain in the ass. Thecoloring kept me busy. I didn’t annoy either of us. My arms. You made me haveto sit still. You fed me. Yeah. That’s the easy part. I can see why you likedit.”

I was the confusing part.

Why had I liked it?

“Because you like it when I take care ofyou.” Micha decided to be a mind reader and a pain in the butt. “You like itwhen I cuddle you and your brain really seemed to like not having to dogrown-up stuff at all. You relaxed and actually got a good night’s sleep.”

“It was probably the orgasm and bubbles.The combination might be magic. Or science? Something like that.” I’d havelooked that up online but I was kind of afraid what the search results wouldlook like.

Shit.

“I forgot…you were…you were supposed to usemy ass.” How had I forgotten? “And…and this morning we were late because…well,you distracted us.”

He’d snuggled me until I’d used the stupiddiaper again.

He was a sneaky fucker.

But he was kinda cute and he gave me kissesand he bought me books.

“I’m glad it seems like you have to keep methen.” Micha just had to keep proving he was psychotic. No. Psychic.

Ugh.

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