"Yes."I clear my throat."Tonight is all about sex!Tonight is all about orgasm.Embrace it.Do not hold back.Release yourself from the old programming that would deny your sexual satisfaction.Let it go!Open your minds to the sensual sensations and the sexual stimulation you will feel.You have been given a most precious gift.Orgasm!Let us not shy away from it.Let us experience it.Let us embrace it.Let us celebrate it."

He looks down at me."Siri, that's…."

"Awesome?"

He shakes his head."Amazing."

"I'll take amazing."I grin."I started the party with 'Circus' by Britney Spears, and while everyone stripped to their skivvies, I danced to 'Blurred Lines' by Robin Thicke."Next, I tell him about the lap dance for the voyeur and how he wanted to touch me so badly, but he was afraid of the crop, which his wife, the big titty girl, was standing at the ready, eager to crack him with.Then I tell him all about the rodeo couple."In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have choked him.They were both overstimulated, and it almost backfired on me."I peer up at him."Are you shocked?"

He shakes his head."No."

When I tell him about the wet willie ear fetish, we both laugh hard."She tongue fucked his ear so fantastically, and I lost track of the count."

"Now that's fucking funny."

"It was hilarious.Everyone was laughing.When we moved down to the bi-curious girl, I knew it was a good time to let her experiment in the group."I explain how I set it up where she got to suck those big tits on the big titty girl.I can feel his dick getting hard.

"You are wickedly clever."

"I'm really good at this."I wink."When her eyes flew open, and she stared into the bi's face, she froze.The bi stepped up and planted a sexy as hell kiss on her that sent her over the edge.She masturbated right in front of everyone."

"Damn!"

"Oh yeah, that door swung wide open!Everybody got hot!When she finished, she shot her arms in the air in victory and shouted, 'Seary!'It was awesome."

"You are awesome."

I hug him.Then I fill him in on the rest of the night.Including how one of the women had confessed that she had never had an orgasm and had been faking it the whole time."Her whole life!Sweet Zeus!I can't imagine that!Missing out on one of the greatest gifts we've been given."I shake my head."When I learned that, I decided right then and there that I would ensure that this lady had an orgasm before I left."

He reaches over, puts his thumb on my cheek and strokes it down very lightly."You are a really sweet person."

I tip my head into it, then continue my story with the game of Gorilla.Explaining how I gave the voyeur the male masturbator that linked to the joystick the big titty girl got and how she and TD sucked and fucked him too.

"Damn!A virtual threesome."

I laugh."I guess it was."Next, I share the Rodeo couple and how I had them have sweet sex again.Then what happened with the orgasm virgin."She turned out to be the biggest surprise of the evening.She wanted anal sex.When her husband figured it out, he suited up, lubed up, and fucked her ass."

"I guess she finally came?"

"She did after she gave herself double duty with a dildo.She screamed SEARY three times at the top of her lungs.It was so rewarding!"

"You enjoy this, don't you?"

"I do.Sex should be fun."

He grins."We are going to have a lot of fun, you and I."

"Yes, we are."I grin back."The last couple is the bored man and the bi," I explain."She is over there masturbating away, fucking herself with a special dildo, while he won't put his masturbation sleeve on.So I tell him, 'I'm going to fuck you myself.'When I drop a cock ring in his lap, I wait while he puts it on, then I tie him to the chair and tell him again to suit up with the masturbator.But he won't, so I had to resort to force."

"Force?Explain?"

"At gunpoint, of course."

"Gunpoint?"His eyes widen, and his eyebrows shoot up.

"Yes.I played a game of Russian roulette with his foot demanding he put it on.He wasn't the least bit concerned, though.But when I walked over to his wife and dry fired at her foot, he capitulated."I giggle wickedly."I wish you could have seen the way his damn eyes lit up after he put the fucking thing on.He didn't know it was also a remote masturbation couple's toy.Did I mention I love what I do?"

He chuckles."Yes, Wild Thang, you did."