Page 10 of My Silver Lining

Back to the important question. Why do you have an ice pack on your head?

Axel

Inquiring minds want to know.

She was shoveling the driveway in the most ridiculous heeled boots, and I tried to help her after she dropped the shovel. She decided to pick up the shovel by stepping on the scooper, and the handle would have knocked her ass out.

Clark

So you headbutted her?

Easton

That’s a very gentlemanly thing to do.

Fuck off, Lugnuts. I moved her out of the way, and the shovel hit me in the side of the head.

Clark

So this is really Janson’s girlfriend’s fault.

Bridger

Why would anyone step on a shovel versus picking it up?

I didn’t ask when the metal handle was aiming for her face.

Easton

You are one chivalrous bastard.

Archer

Death by shovel is no way to go.

Tell me about it. I took a good shot to the head.

Clark

I’ve taken many shots to the head on the ice. Try a cold beer with that ice pack.

Axel

Sounds like Henley’s bestie has it out for you.

Clark

He’s not used to women hating him.

Bridger

Maybe you should ice your ego.

I may have a concussion, but by all means, take this moment to shit on me.

Easton

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