Page 4 of My Silver Lining

“I’m totally downwith the small-town vibes here,” I said, sipping my pumpkin chai latte with a shot of espresso and caramel drizzle. “And they even do custom orders at this adorable coffee shop.”

Henley shook her head. “Well, aside from the fact that on your first day in town, you throat punched Easton’s brother.”

“Listen, that guy had it coming. He came slinking down the hallway unannounced, like some sort of predator. I can’t help it if my bat senses were screamingstranger danger. Coach Jones was very impressed with my quick reaction when I told him about it.” I leaned back in my chair, glancing at the cute chandelier hanging above. Rosewood Brew Coffee had this sort of French farmhouse vibe. I liked that everything was slower here. Calmer, in a sense.

Well, aside from the intruder a few days ago who turned out to be the brother of my best friend’s boyfriend.

“Lu,” she said over her laughter. “It’s his brother’s house. He’s living in the guesthouse. He’s far from a predator.”

“And how would I possibly know that?”

She shook her head. “He said you were stronger than you looked. I don’t think he’ll be coming around anytime soon.”

“He was downing chocolate chips minutes after. I think he’ll be just fine.” I quirked a brow. “Rafaelseems like trouble anyway.”

Her head tipped back in laughter. “Rafe is not trouble. He’s a really good guy.”

“He oozes big dick energy, and that’s always a big red flag for me.” I shrugged. “It’s best to scare those types off right from the start.”

“You’re ridiculous. He’s Easton’s brother, so you better lighten up. He’s got a big family, and you’re coming to Sunday dinner with me tomorrow.”

“Fine. But you know family dinners freak me out. Why do you think I arrived early? My family vacation was an absolute nightmare.”

“Okay, so finish telling me what happened. I know you said that Charlotte was being judgy, per usual. She’s always given off haughty vibes, but it sounds like she’s getting worse.”

Charlotte Sonnet was my cousin. She was my Uncle Charles’s daughter on my father’s side, and she’s always had this edge about her. Normally, I enjoyed a woman with an edge, but not the bitchy kind of edge that my cousin had. She was four years older than me and acted like I was the dirt beneath her manicured fingernails. I’ve dragged Henley to plenty of family gatherings, and she’s seen my cousin in rare form many times.

“Worse is an understatement.”

“I mean, she did marry a congressman and have a wedding fit for a royal,” Henley chuckled. “Her ego is clearly even bigger now. Let me guess, she brought up the fact that Beckett made a scene at the last family get-together?”

Beckett Bane was my ex-boyfriend, and also the lead singer of the biggest boy band of our generation, Tier One. He was a thorn in my side, a pain in my ass, and the bane to my existence.

All the puns intended.

We broke up over a year ago, yet whenever he returned from tour, he made every attempt to rekindle things with me, much to my family’s disdain.

My father was still fuming about the holiday dinner that Beckett had crashed with my grandparents in the city, as he’d created quite the embarrassing scene. He flipped a table at Javier’s Steakhouse with the paparazzi there to catch it all on film.

This was the thing about my ex. Most of his meltdowns had very little to do with his feelings for me. It was more about the attention that my last name garnered.

He thrived on media attention like a fraternity bro on spring break.

“Obviously, she brought it up ad nauseam. She made comments at every painful meal we were forced to eat together, asking if we should worry that someone might come in and flip our table.” I rolled my eyes. “We were at the family compound in the Hamptons. That’s not really the douchebag’s hangout of choice.”

Henley used her hand to keep her laughter quiet. “I’ve always thought she was jealous of you. She likes to act like she oozes confidence, but I think she’s very insecure. And that husband of hers just goes along with whatever she says.”

“Ya think? That jackass annoys the hell out of me. He does this thing where he repeats everything she says. As if we didn’t hear her say it the first time.”

“Nooooo. Example, please.”

“Happy to oblige. She would say, ‘I hope no one barrels through the door and flips the table.’ Then he says, ‘Yes, darling,I hope no one flips the table.’ And then she says, ‘This table is an antique and has been in the family for generations.’ He looks me dead in the eyes and says, ‘Did you hear that, Lulu? It’s an antique and has been in the family for generations.’” I used my finger to pretend to make myself vomit.

“Yet you didn’t throat punch him?” Henley asked with a chuckle.

“No. Because every time this would happen, I’d glance at my father, and he didn’t appear irritated with them. All of his frustration was aimed at me.” I took another sip of my tea and set my cup down. “As if I’m responsible for Beckett’s irrational behavior.”

“Listen, you can’t control what he does when he comes into town. You’ve ended things. You’ve blocked him. Your father needs to stop blaming you for everything that asshole does.”

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