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[Raid][Solace]: Axe not what your guild can do for you, but what you can do for your guild
[Raid][Ialdir]: *hi five*
[Raid][Solace]: I’m here all raid, try the veal.
“You know what’s weird?” Dave’s voice came quite slowly over Mumble. “It’s like that was really important to you a couple of weeks ago and now it, like, isn’t important at all. So I think the moral is, like, sometimes things are important but, like, later they aren’t.”1
There was a long silence.
“The moral of the story is not to interrupt Bjorn when he is trying to divide up the loot. Next we have a nice little healer off-hand: the Tome of Bloody Confessions.”
“Oh,” exclaimed Kit theatrically, “thosebloodyconfessions.”
[Raid][Heurodis]: [Tome of Bloody Confessions]
[Raid][Ignatius]: Upgrade for me
[Raid][Ignatius]: Too much wisdom, not good for an ele
[Raid][Solace]: It’s sort of an upgrade for me but I’m using [The Staff of Worlds’ End] from Mech and I don’t have a main hand.
[Raid][Ignatius]: You should roll if it’s an upgrade
[Raid][Solace]: Can you give me two minutes? I need to crunch the numbers
“Okay,” said Bjorn. “The healers are taking a math break. Everyone take five.”
Drew went to wash out his soup cup and grab himself a Dr Pepper from his fridge. When he pulled his headphones back on, Solace was mid-theorycraft.
“—think it’s going to work out. The best main hand I’ve got is the Hoary Mace from Wall of Ice.”
[Raid][Dave]: lol
[Raid][Dave]: horey mace!
[Raid][Jargogle]: Didn’t you get that out of your system two patches ago?
“Mana’s not an issue for me,” Kit went on, “so what really matters is wisdom and conviction. My staff’s got 112 wis, 408 power. The book’s 73 wis, 281 power, the mace is only 44 wis and 130 power, so I’d gain, um, a little bit of wisdom and a little bit of power, and swap some crit for some haste2, but not enough to be worth it, when it’s a flat upgrade for you, Helen.”
“Are you sure?”
“Absolutely. Besides, I’ve never thought of Solace as a big reader.”
A Bjorn-ish sigh buzzed over Mumble. “You know, in some guilds, dividing the loot takes less time than killing the bosses.”
“I don’t believe that for a second.” Somehow Drew could hear the smile in Kit’s voice.
“But you guys don’t even have proper loot drama,” growled Bjorn. “You have loot romantic comedy.”
To [Solace]: you’re hot when you’re theorycrafting
[Solace] whispers: *blush*
[Solace] whispers: You like big brains and you cannot lie?
To [Solace]: lol
To [Solace]: brainzzzzzz
